Socialism Fails Again: Bernie Sanders Drops Out

Socialism has never been successful in any country or any U.S. Presidential race. For the second time in a row, Bernie Sanders and his progressive socialist message have crapped out in the democratic primaries. The elderly communist suspended his presidential campaign on Wednesday, giving the elderly crazy guy Joe Biden a default win and the party’s nomination. Now we just have to wait and see if his supporters will defy stay-at-home orders to burn down the cities like they promised.

CNN reports comrade Bernie is kaput:

“I wish I could give you better news, but I think you know the truth, and that is that we are now some 300 delegates behind Vice President Biden, and the path toward victory is virtually impossible. So while we are winning the ideological battle and while we are winning the support of so many young people and working people throughout the country, I have concluded that this battle for the Democratic nomination will not be successful. And so today I am announcing the suspension of my campaign,” said Sanders is call to his campaign.

Winning the ideological battle is a participation trophy Sanders can put next to the one he got in 2016.

While Sanders acknowledged his Bernie Bros would be sad, he didn’t specifically tell them not to riot in the streets as they have said they’d do if he didn’t get the nomination:

“I know that there may be some in our movement who disagree with this decision, who would like us to fight on until the last ballot cast at the Democratic convention. I understand that position,” Bernie said.

And then this is kind of wierd or maybe it’s not. Fox News reports that Bernie is still going to try to amass delegates so he can make Joe Biden be a communist kook at the Democratic Party Convention:

In a curious moment, though, Sanders said that Biden “will be the nominee,” yet went on to stress the importance of continuing to win delegates for his own campaign so he’ll be able to exert “influence” on the party platform.

Hey, at least he’s still trying to destroy the democratic party so he’s got that going for him.

Obviously President Trump had some fun with the news of Bernie’s demise:

The liberal media is going to cry over this tweet, but please feel free to point out anything untrue in the President’s words.

I’m not sure why, but I actually found this Fox News headline to be the most hilarious thing about Bernie’s demise: Stocks surge after Bernie Sanders suspends presidential campaign

With the threat of socialism gone, suddenly capitalism kicks ass.

Sanders was the frontrunner for most of this campaign until democrats realized they might get stuck with a commie and took steps to once again tank his campaign. Now however, they are stuck with Joe Biden who is Wuhan wet-market batshit crazy and has actually done the thing democrats tried to impeach President Trump over. Be careful of what you wish for, lefties.