Viva La Resistance! A Crazy Liberal Spit On Eric Trump

Having exhausted every possible loony scheme to get rid of the freely-elected President of the United States, the anti-Trump Resistance has launched a new offensive that involves loogies. Some crazy Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferer spit on the President’s son Eric in Chicago. Yes, actually spit on him like this is an acceptable way to express political opinions.

Fox News reports that a female sever at The Aviary cocktail bar in Chicago noticed that Eric Trump was in the house and decided to serve him up a special signature drink: One part saliva and two parts TDS. Details are scant, but apparently this crazy bitch just walked up to Eric and spit on him.

The Secret Service detained the woman and the Chicago PD got involved, but there’s no word if the woman was arrested.

Eric Trump described the spitting incident as a “purely a disgusting act by somebody who clearly has emotional problems.”

Someone with emotional problems doing something disgusting? Can you narrow it down, because that pretty much describes everyone on the left. Maybe they should wear different color hats so we can tell them apart.

He also made this astute observation about the whacko leftists of the democratic party:

“For a party that preaches tolerance, this once again demonstrates they have very little civility,” said Trump.

I know, it’s completely shocking that liberals are full of shit, isn’t it? It’s almost like they say one thing and do another. Or as if they have one set of rules for themselves and a different set for others.

But what about all those time right-wing radicals spit on Obama’s daughters? Oh wait, that never happened. Also nobody ever sent Sasha and Malia anthrax letters or cussed them out on an airplane.

The Alinea Group, which owns the The Aviary, issued a statement complaining that people were trying to ruin them with negative Yelp! reviews saying, “We hope this incident can, at least, serve to illuminate the current absurdity of the discourse in our politics. As fellow Americans and citizens, we should all aim higher.”

One of their employees spit on Eric Trump. On the job. The absurdity is this ownership group focusing on the negative Yelp! reviews and not what one of their servers did.

Don’t worry though, The Alinea group is on it and took appropriate action.

“We have not yet spoken with the employee but our HR team has, in the meantime, placed her on leave. We will not discuss internal HR matters beyond this statement,” said The Alinea group.

Placed her on leave? Not fired? Wouldn’t any employee at any business in the country be immediately shit-canned for spitting on a customer? The crazy bitch spit on the President’s son to make some kind of juvenile political statement. That would seem like a firing as well, wouldn’t it?

So this is the level to which the left has sunk because they can’t accept the results of a free and fair election or the will of the American people. The only way to go from here is down and eventually these liberal kooks will be flinging their feces at Republicans like deranged monkeys.