Who says democrats aren’t serious people? Oh wait, I do and here’s more proof. 2020 democratic party candidate Jay Inslee says that if he’s elected president his first act will be to appoint lesbian soccer player Megan Rapinoe as Secretary of State. I could see if he want to appoint her as Secretary of America-hating, Director of Shit Nobody Cares About, or Head of Clam Diving, but this is ridiculous.
Jay Inslee is the governor of Washington and one of the many zero-percenters running for the democratic party nomination. When you’re at the bottom the only way to go is up so he tried this stupid pandertastic stunt at the Netroots Nation conference:
“My first act will be to ask Megan Rapinoe to be my secretary of State. I haven’t asked her yet, so this could be a surprise to her,” said Inslee.
It could come as a surprise to her? Inslee hasn’t spoken to her and she’s a women’s soccer player, so I’m certain the stupid gesture would be just as much as a surprise to her as it is to everyone else.
“I actually believe this because what I think what she has said that has inspired us so much is such an antithesis of the president’s foreign policies,” Inslee said.
Yes, let’s look at all those inspiring things she’s said about America:
Rapinoe recently indicated that she’s a person of color and said that America is a terrible place for people who look like her. She also is the first white lesbian to take a knee during the National anthem and described anyone who is offended by her offensive actions as “f*cking un-American.”
She certainly has the qualifications for a top position with an anti-American group like the democratic party, but the Secretary of State kind of has to work in the interest of the United States. Then again, Hillary Clinton thinks most Americans are sexist racist deplorables and she was SOS. She wasn’t a good one, but she did hold the position long enough to commit espionage against the US and kill some Americans in Benghazi.
Why stop at just Rapinoe? Inslee should promise to fill his entire cabinet with America-hating anti-Trump pseudo-celebrities. He could get Tom Arnold as Secretary of Cocaine, Alyssa Milano could head the Department of Crying and Being Full of Shit, and Rosie O’Donnell could be in charge of F.A.T.T. (Department of Failed Actress Temper Tantrums).
Inslee is running his entire campaign on combating mythical Global Warming so it’s not surprising that he has this level of delusion. If nominating Rapinoe for SOS doesn’t get him the lesbian vote and pull him out of the basement, he should promise to give everyone a unicorn. It’s not like democrats ever follow through on their campaign promises, plus Inslee will never be president. He doesn’t actually have to come up with millions of unicorns.
