Ivanka Trump Accused Of Racism For Getting A Puppy

Everything that Donald Trump says or does is considered racist by TDS suffering liberals and that hysteria apparently applies to his daughter as well. The left is going crazy accusing Ivanka Trump of racism. Why? Did she offer fair criticism of an America-hating democrat? Did she defend America’s right to define its own borders? Did she serve fast food to a championship team? Nope, nope, and nope. Ivanka’s hate crime was to get a puppy for her daughter, and get this, the dog is white. Gasp!

As Trump Derangement Syndrome reaches critical mass, this is all it takes to set off the left:

Cute puppy. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s a pomsky. I could be wrong, but I do know for a fact it is not a symbol of hate or white supremacy. Then again, the “Creepy Porn Lawyer” thinks it is:

Michael Avenatti is white. He only represents white people. He only dates and marries white people. Is he really the guy who should be accusing anyone of only having “white” in their lives? in his defense, once he goes to prison for extortion, fraud, and theft, he’ll have plenty of non-white in his life and his asshole.

Avenatti isn’t the only liberal who thinks puppies equal racism:

The news of this cute little puppy triggered the rest of liberaldom as well because they seem to think that Ivanka is in charge of US immigration enforcement and that she passed all existing US immigration laws.

For the record, Ivanka Trump is not the President of the United States, the entire US Congress, or the head of ICE, USBP, and Homeland Security. In addition, she has never held any of these positions, especially when all current immigration laws were passed.

Okay, so the liberal rules are that if you get a dog that is figuratively the same color as you, a hate crime has been committed. That means that the Obamas are black separatists/supremacists due to those black Portuguese water dogs they got.

Well, it would if liberals didn’t have convenient carve-outs for all of their bullshit hypocritical rules. Also, the dogs have nothing to do with the Obama’s racism.

If you had “Ivanka gets a puppy” in the “What will liberals call racist next” office pool, you just scored. I have “Trump says something nice about a woman of color” which I feel will hit before mid-week.