A journalist once said, “When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.” Along those same lines when Michael Moore crushes something, that is not news, because he’s enormous and flattens everyone and everything in his path, but if something crushes Michael Moore, that is news. Well, Moore was crushed by Robert Mueller’s Congressional testimony today and that’s news bigger than his waist line.
The Obama administration took some opposition research funded by Hillary Clinton and compiled by a foreign spy working with the Russians and used it as the basis to spy on Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign. The discredited “Steele Dossier” then allowed the left to falsely accuse Trump of colluding with the Russians, which sparked the special counsel Robert Mueller investigation.
Mueller completed his investigation earlier this year and concluded that President Trump and members of his campaign had not coordinated, conspired, or cooperated with the Russian government to influence the election. Democrats had been hoping that Mueller was going to find something out to impeach Trump over, but that wasn’t the case. Because democrats are pure evil, they wanted a do-over and forced Mueller to testify before the House on Wednesday, hoping again that he would implicate Trump in some kind of crime. He did not.
It’s now officially over and no one is more hurt than human avalanche Michael Moore. He’s so angry in fact that he’s screaming at other liberals:
A frail old man, unable to remember things, stumbling, refusing to answer basic questions…I said it in 2017 and Mueller confirmed it today — All you pundits and moderates and lame Dems who told the public to put their faith in the esteemed Robert Mueller — just STFU from now on
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) July 24, 2019
Isn’t that cute? Michael Moore is trying to pretend he knew all along that Mueller wouldn’t find any reason to implicate Trump in a crime. He’s even scolding his fellow liberals for foolishly thinking there was something to the left’s Russian collusion fairy tale.
But wait, what’s this? It seems not too long ago Moore had put all of his faith in Mueller taking down the entire Trump family:
Don Jr—here’s what’s amazing. When Mueller takes you &your brother-in-law away in chains, &then he offers your dad this deal- “Resign the presidency now & we’ll let Don Jr & Jared go”- you’re going to find out what a sociopath your father is as he throws his own son under the bus https://t.co/lwLgQ30ty1
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) February 21, 2018
And there’s more:
“I never worked for Russia.” Now on the run, hunted daily by the press, by Mueller, now by the new House— scared, defensive, constantly repeating like a madman, “THERE WAS NO COLLUSION!”— and today forced to answer the kind of question never asked before of an American President.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 15, 2019
4) Prosecutor Mueller’s GrandJury has just approved the 1st criminal indictments of your administration. R u trying 2 distract us from this?
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) October 29, 2017
The criminal investigation of Trump has just boiled over onto the stove. Mueller has indicted the Kremlin operative who met with Trump Jr & Jared in Trump Tower. He says Trump’s campaign chair shared private internal polling data with the Russians! So tonight is the distraction.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 8, 2019
So he used to have a rage-boner that Mueller was going to obliterate the Trump presidency and now he’s telling anyone who ever thought that to STFU? That’s quite an evolution and yet he can’t manage to lose even one pound. No seriously, if he can do a 180 on Mueller, you’d think he could stick to a diet as the principals are similar.
Clearly Mueller has crushed Michael Moore and that does qualify as news. If Micheal Moore crushed a chair from Ikea, not news. If Michael Moore crushed a Toyota Prius, not news. This however is right up there with a man biting a dog or Hillary Clinton accepting blame for her 2016 loss.
