Bidens Unfriend Lindsey Graham Over Senate Investigation Into Crackhead Son Hunter

Lindsey Graham has announced that the Senate will be investigating the Joe and Hunter Ukraine corruption clusterf*ck once President Trump is acquitted in the impeachment trial. While it is his duty as a U.S. Senator to get to the bottom of things like this there will be some repercussions. Namely Joe’s wife Jill says they will no longer be friends with Graham if he investigates their crackhead son. This doesn’t seem like much of a threat, but it sure does sound like some more quid pro quo.

Jill Biden was on CNN and was asked about Lindsey Graham suggesting that her son Hunter should be called to testify in an investigation into the Biden’s Ukraine dirty dealings.

“And the Senator from South Carolina who I think you count as a friend,” started the host.

“We did,” said Jill.

“You did?” the host asked in disbelief.

“Well, you know Lindsey I don’t know what happened to Lindsey. We used to be great friends…and we travelled together with the Foreign Relations Committee. We’ve had dinner and now he’s changed,” Jill explained.

“Do you consider him a find any more?” asked the host.

“It’s hard when you, I don’t know, consider somebody a friend and they’ve said so many so many negative things. That’s been a little hurtful,” replied Jill.

That would be a “no.” Lindsey Graham is off the Biden’s Christmas card list forever.

Jill was then asked what she thought about Hunter having to testify and she laughed.

“Hunter has done nothing wrong. Why would Hunter be called? Donald Trump should be before that committee,” Jill said.

I don’t know if she’s following the news but President Trump is currently on trial in the Senate, accused of basically what her husband Joe has admitted to doing. Also, Hunter would be called since Joe got a Ukraine prosecutor, who was investigating Hunter, fired with a threat to withhold money.

In related news, Crazy Joe went apeshit on NBC’s Savannah Guthrie for asking about Hunter.

“Has it occurred to you that there’s a certain irony here that here the President is accused of and has acknowledged wanting to get information on your son Hunter and his dealings with Ukraine and this process of impeachment has ensured that everyone knows about Hunter’s dealing with Ukraine,” Guthrie asked.

“That’s a good thing an no one’s found anything wrong with his dealings with Ukraine except that they say it’s a bad image,” replied Biden.

“Do you agree it sets a bad image?” Guthrie asked.

“Yeah, and my son said that,” Biden said.

“Do you think it was wrong for him to take that position?” asked Guthrie.

“No,” answered Biden interrupting.

“Knowing it was really because the company wanted access to you,” finished Guthrie.

And here’s where Biden lost it.

“Well that’s just not true. You are saying things you do not know what you are talking about. No one’s said that. Who said that?” Biden asked angrily.

“Don’t you think it’s just one of those things where people think, ‘well, that’s kind of sleazy. Why would he have that job if not for who his father was?’” Guthrie asked.

Now wait for it…

“He’s a very bright guy,” said Biden of his crackhead son.

I don’t know if he’s following the news but Hunter smokes crack, bangs strippers, fathers children with said strippers, and dated his dead brother’s widow. Plus he’s going to cost his father the democratic party nomination. Yeah, he seems very smart.

I’m guessing this interview means Joe Biden is going to unfriend NBC. Couple that with the unfriending of Lindsey Graham and suddenly the Biden’s are very lonely. I guess they still have Obama, but the former president won’t even take their calls anymore.