Sad News: Hillary Says She Won’t Be Running For Vice President

Hillary Clinton has said time and time again that she should run for president in 2020 and would defiantly beat President Trump, but won’t. Now she’s putting the kibosh on the idea that she would be one of the current democratic party candidates’ VP. Once again, Hillary’s delusion and inflated sense of self has her turning down offers nobody made or wants. And because this is from one of the most pathological liars in political history, chances are she would jump at he chance to be a candidate’s VP and is probably actively lobbying for it.

Hillary was on Ellen to promote her Hulu documentary, another thing nobody wants, and was asked about her political future.

“If someone asked you to be vice president, would you do it?” Ellen asked.

“Well, that’s not going to happen, but no, probably no,” replied Hillary.

Probably no? Nice non-committal answer to cover her lying ass.

“You don’t know that’s not going to happen,” protested Ellen.

“I think I do, yeah, I think I do,” said Hillary.

“But what if they did?” Ellen countered.

Hillary then launched in another big lie to prove she’s not lying about the VP thing.

“Look, it’s like when Barack Obama asked me to be Secretary of State. I was shocked. I had no idea he was going to ask me and I turned him down twice. He said, ‘Look the economy is in free fall, it’s a catastrophe — I’ve got to focus on that. We’ve got problems around the world, you go focus on that.’ And I said, ‘No, no, I’m happy where I am — you get somebody else. I’m sure there’s good people around,'” said Hillary.

Or, there was a deal in 2008 to give Hillary SoS if she conceded in the primaries, so she could boost her foreign policy credentials for a future presidential run.

“He said, ‘I’m not calling you again until you say yes.’ And so, I’ll tell you, I started thinking about it and I thought if I had won, and I wanted to ask him to do something, I would have wanted him to do that for me, so I never say never because I do believe in serving my country — but it’s not going to happen,” Hillary said.

Let’s see if we have this straight: In order to pressure her to take the SoS job, Obama threatened to stop calling her and to stop pressuring her? She is a terrible liar.

Also, you may notice that she says she absolutely won’t be someone’s VP but also says 
”maybe” and “I never say never.” This is a great indicator that she’s jockeying for a VP slot.

And it makes perfect sense. She wants the presidency more than anything, but can’t get it by winning an election. If she were the VP, she could just have the president “suicided” or “disappeared” like she does with everyone who gets in her way and *poof* she’s President of the United States.

A Hillary denial is a guarantee, so what are the potential running mates?

With 4 failed presidential runs between them, Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton would be the “Pathetic Losers” ticket.

A Bernie Sanders/Hillary Clinton ticket would be “The Commie and the C*nt.”

Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton could be the “Fake and Faker” ticket or “The Indian and the Indian Giver” ticket.

Amy Klobuchar and Hillary Clinton is obviously “Bitch and Bitchier.”

Pete Buttigieg and Hillary Clinton is “Gay Guy and His Grandma.”

The major flaw in Hillary’s plan to get to the White House via strategic assassination is that none of the losers stands a chance of winning. Hillary’s presence on the ticket would make it less likely that any democrat would beat Trump in November.