For the better part of the past year Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren were the democratic party frontrunners and the ones who were going to take out President Trump in November. Then the actual primaries started and they have both spectacularly imploded. Both had a disappointing showings in Iowa last week and it really looks like neither of them will come out of New Hampshire with even one delegate. No democrat has ever gotten the party’s nomination without finishing at least 2nd in New Hampshire.
Fox News is projecting that Bernie Sanders has won the New Hampshire primary with 26% of the vote. In a close second in Pete Buttigieg with 24%. The democratic party nightmare from Iowa has repeated itself in New Hampshire with the commie and the gay kid cementing their status as frontrunners.
In a surprise surge, violently unstable Amy Klobuchar came in third place with 20%.
Then, way down at the bottom, Elizabeth Warren got forth place with 9% and Joe Biden finished fifth with 8%. The deal is, you have to get at least 15% to be awarded any delegates so Warren and Biden put up doughnuts in this important primary race. It’s hard to imagine that either one of these two is still considered a viable candidate.
And speaking of which, foreskin fan Andrew Yang dropped out after his poor showing in Iowa and New Hampshire. Unlike Warren or Biden, he has a realistic view of what two consecutive defeats actually means.
“While there is great work left to be done — you know I am the MATH guy — it is clear tonight from the numbers that we are not going to win this race. I am not someone who wants to accept donations and support in a race that we will not win and so tonight, I am announcing I am suspending my campaign for president,” Yang told his supporters.
Then Yang said the funniest thing any democrat has ever said.
“There’s part of me that feels disappointed, like I didn’t fulfill some people’s goals for this campaign. There’s also a competitive part of me too — like I can’t believe I lost to these people,” said Yang.
Yeah, it can’t feel great to lose to this collection of weirdos, freaks, and losers. But hey, give it up to Yang for not wanting to take people’s money on a lost cause, which is more than we can say about Biden and Warren. They have absolutely no qualms about taking and wasting other people’s hard-earned cash.
This spectacular collapse of the Biden and Warren campaigns is particularly hilarious because the liberal media not only declared them the top candidates but has spent the entire campaign season protecting them from scrutiny. They ignored the lies, the insanity, and the baggage. The liberal media whitewashed Warren’s Indian heritage lie and buried Biden’s Ukraine problem.
I think it’s fair to say that Biden and Warren doing badly in Iowa and New Hampshire is a reflection of people’s general distrust in the media. The mainstream media went all in on Biden and Warren so the people figured those candidates were as fake as the fake news these outlets were promoting and they voted for someone else.
