For the 3rd straight democratic caucus/primary, Joe Biden has failed to win. Commie Bernie Sanders crushed the former VP and the other “moderate” democrats in the field, cementing himself as the party’s frontrunner. What makes this latest loss for Sloppy Joe extra embarrassing is, that after disappointing finishes in Iowa and New Hampshire, he promised he would kick ass in states that didn’t have so many damn white people. Apparently it’s not just the white folks who don’t care much for Biden.
Fox News has called the Nevada caucus giving Bernie Sanders 47% of the vote and a decisive victory. Biden actually did much better than his previous 4th and 5th place finishes, coming in 2nd in Nevada with 19%, which still counts as a double-digit loss to a part-time democrat and full time communist. Rounding out the list of losers, Pete Buttigieg got 15%, Elizabeth Warren only mustered 10%, and Amy Klobuchar had 4%.
Proving that he truly has no connection to reality, after most media outlets declared Sanders the winner, Biden gave what appears to be a victory speech:
2020 Watch: A pumped up @JoeBiden tells supporters at a post #NevadaCaucus speech in Las Vegas “I think we’re ready in a position now than we haven’t been until this moment. We’re going to win in South Carolina and then Super Tuesday” #2020election #Election2020 #JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/Z93nphGFzY
— Paul Steinhauser (@steinhauserNH1) February 23, 2020
“No final results yet but I feel pretty good. The press is ready to declare people dead quickly but we’re alive, we’re coming back and we’re going to win,” said Biden.
No, the final results are not in, but never in the history of causes/primaries/elections has someone overcome a 28-point deficit after the the winner has been projected. If he were within a couple of points, maybe, but this was an ass-whopping.
Even dumber, Biden felt like his distant second-place finish gave him all the momentum.
“I think we’re in a position now to move on in a way that we haven’t been until this moment. We’re going to win in South Carolina and then Super Tuesday,” said Biden.
Earlier in the day, Biden predicted he would win and gave his top secret plan to defeating Bernie Sanders.
Biden spoke with reporters after greeting voters at a precinct location today. Says they’ve raised “over a million bucks” after the debate. @katieglueck asked how he’d beat Sanders if he wins NV. Biden says he’ll beat him by just moving on. Entire gaggle here: pic.twitter.com/snRUw57HD8
— Madeleine Rivera (@madeleinerivera) February 22, 2020
“I beat him by going to s,” started Biden.
I think he was going to say “going to sleep” which would have made sense because the only place Biden is the democratic party frontrunner is in his dreams. He quickly corrected himself and gave a somehow less coherent answer.
“I beat him by just moving on,” said Biden.
That’s the biggest loser answer anyone has ever given. Biden’s bold strategy to beating Bernie Sanders is to continue to lose to him and then move on to the next state to lose to him.
Needless to say the liberal establishment is freaking the hell out that declared socialist Bernie Sanders is on-track to become the democratic party nominee for president, guaranteeing 4-more years of Donald Trump. There’s a lot of hysteria from liberals but MSNBC’s Chris Matthews had the best hyperventilation episode:
Chris Matthews compares Bernie winning Nevada to France falling to the Nazis in 1940
pic.twitter.com/qTGajdnr2L— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 22, 2020
Yeah, Matthews compared Bernie Sanders winning Nevada to the Nazis defeating France in WWII. Bernie is such a threat that the liberal media is now doing the “worse than Hitler” thing on a Jewish guy.
Somebody needs to check the meat thermometer sticking out of Joe Biden’s ass, because he’s done. A 28-point loss in Nevada is not a win and doesn’t give him momentum. The only thing 3 straight embarrassing losses indicates is that Biden will not be the nominee again, like he wasn’t in 1988 or 2008.
