They say not all superheroes wear capes and apparently they don’t wear makeup either. Those brave and selfless celebrities are doing their part to fight coronavirus by posting selfies on Instagram without makeup. If you were worried about paying your rent or buying food because you’ve been laid off, never fear because Julia Roberts has the strength to show the world what she looks like without 10 pounds of face paint.
This is a real thing that liberal Hollywood assholes think will make a difference in this time of national crisis. Page Six reports:
They may be used to getting glammed up for the red carpet, but just like the rest of the world, celebrities are currently staying home and practicing social distancing during the coronavirus pandemic.
With no buzzy premieres or press events on their calendars for the time being, these stars are skipping makeup in favor of letting their natural beauty shine through — and they’re sharing it all on social media.
Let’s check how some of these celebs are saving the country:
With or without make-up, “Pretty Woman” is pretty ugly.
Having a job would be nice, but it’s hard not to have hope when Jessica Alba hashtags #staystrong.
Gun-control granny Julianne Moore could probably scare the coronavirus out of people, but she’s to busy look old and entitled.
Kaley Cuoco’s dog looks miserable.
Kesha thinks licking things will help stop the spread of coronavirus.
There’s a ton more, but you get the idea.
These celebrities are all incredibly rich and could actually help out during the coronavirus crisis in a variety of ways. They could donate food and money to people who have been forced out of work by shelter-in-place policies. They could donate medical supplies to hospitals. They could even just shut the f*ck up and stop trying to make it seem like they are the real victims in all this.
But hey, selfies without makeup are good too.
Larry the Cable Guy actually had the best take on this ridiculous shit:
Here’s a message from people with a lot of possessions that can take a year off of work and not flinch telling everyone outa work to imagine a world with no possessions while people are living in the street a half mile away from ‘em. RT @MattWalshBlog:
— Larry The Cable Guy (@GitRDoneLarry) March 19, 2020
Off-key singing is also good. I don’t know how the coronavirus still exists with all of these selfless celebrities doing everything they can to defeat it.