Hello again, America! William Munny reporting to you from day number 41 of captivity . . . well, quarantine. Which is captivity. So I took a break from reading ‘With the Old Breed’ by E.G. Sledge and from getting creative with my facial hair to publish an article. Facial hair, you ask? Yes, I went from full beard to mustache and goatee, now I’ve got just an awesome ‘Tombstone’ style mustache, and next . . . you guessed it. The Hitler ‘stache. Now that doesn’t have any hidden agenda behind it. It’s just that I get bored and have a sick sense of humor. And since no one will see it but the Bride, I’m gonna do it. How long she will put up with it remains to be seen.
So anyway, here’s a collection of China Virus memes for you. Some of which you may have seen, one I know you have not because I just made it. And there’s also a new attachment for the AR platform that I just invented today. Here we go:
We’ll start with cats because just about every meme has to feature a cat.
And dogs. Almost ever meme has a dog in it.
And Combat Beard because everyone loves Combat Beard.
Now a freak . . .
And for the geeks . . .
And how about one for the ladies . . . and Jay.
And from the illegal alien maid . . .
‘In the ghetto.’
My wife has grown avocado trees like this but somehow I don’t think this will work:
Some social distancing . . .
And other items can be used as toilet paper.
Now let’s go military!
EDIT: Damn! The above meme was supposed to say, ”
The coronavirus is totally different now that it’s airborne.”
I didn’t notice it didn’t come with that comment. I have failed. š
And Second Amendment.
The above meme served as an inspiration for me. So I attached a fore grip, the kind that extends a bi-pod when you press a button to the side rail. Shoved a roll of toilet paper on it and voila! Tactical TP! The feet of the non-extended legs of the bi-pod ensures that the roll stays in place properly.
And from the front:
It’s not only expedient but also makes a great cat toy as Kitler demonstrates here:
AND FINALLY, THE MEME I JUST CREATED TODAY!
Something positive can be produced in a negative situation. In this case, memes and two new tactical variations for the scary black rifle. I hope some of these gave you a chuckle. š
