Come on, man. Not a joke and no malarky. Crazy-ass Joe Biden is offering to help President Trump beat this coronavirus thing. He doesn’t know where he is, what year it is, or if he’s wearing pants, but somehow his “expert” advice is going to stop the pandemic dead in its tracks. I suspect he intends to creep the coronavirus out by sniffing its hair and fondling it, which will obviously send COVID-19 running in terror.
For the past two weeks Joe Biden has been broadcasting from a bunker in his basement, criticizing President Trump’s response to the coronavirus crisis. Presidential advisor Kellyanne Conway finally had enough and basically told Biden to either help or STFU. Much to everyone’s dismay, he chose the first thing.
Fox News reports that Biden’s deputy campaign manager Kate Bedingfield contacted the network with an offer from the former VP to help President Trump out. Apparently this offer to help is in the form of a phone call from Biden to Trump, but it seems unlikely it will be of any use.
Check out the statement Bedingfield gave to Fox:
“Vice President Biden has been extending his advice for months, and he did so again on the air last night. As he has said repeatedly, Donald Trump is not accountable for coronavirus itself — but he is accountable for the federal government’s slow and chaotic response to this outbreak,” said Bedingfield.
So it’s not Trump’s fault but it’s totally Trump’s fault? This sounds promising.
“Unfortunately, Trump spent months after the virus was discovered disregarding repeated warnings from his scientific and intelligence experts, and downplaying the threat of this outbreak to the American people. He could have heeded Vice President Biden’s public advice not to take China’s word as they misled the world about their efforts to stop the spread. The Obama-Biden administration even wrote a literal playbook for pandemic response, but unfortunately Trump’s administration left it on the shelf. Now we have more coronavirus cases than any other country,” Bedingfield continued.
It sounds more like Biden wants to get on the phone and give Trump a bunch of shit, which I think we can all agree is not helpful.
The only help I can see coming from this statement is that Biden will tell President Trump to go back in time and do things differently. Then again, all of Biden’s criticism of Trump so far has been Crazy Joe demanding that Trump do stuff that he already did. So maybe Biden is going to advise Trump to go back in time and do things exactly the same.
The idea that Joe Biden could offer any help with this pandemic is laughable, but since we all need to laugh in this difficult time, let’s take a look at some Crazy Joe’s coronavirus highlights so far:
After President Trump restricted travel from China, Biden called this move “racist” and said he would fight the coronavirus with open borders.
Biden claimed that curing the coronavirus would make it worse for everyone.
Biden also claimed that he’s uniquely positioned to fight the coronavirus because he’s a college professor, which or course he is not.
Biden demanded that Trump establish a coronavirus task force that the President already established in February.
Here’s Biden demonstrating the wrong way to behave during the pandemic:
During his interview on The View this morning, Joe Biden could not stop touching his face, even licking his fingers at times on live TV in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) March 24, 2020
I put together a short compilation: pic.twitter.com/jPRKNJsWoz
And here’s Biden confusing a drugstore chain with a venture capital company:
Joe Biden incorrectly refers to CVS as “CVC”
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) April 1, 2020
Biden does not inspire confidence, folks. Not a joke.pic.twitter.com/9RRArlhP8S
If the goal is to wipe out the human race, by all means take Joe Biden’s advice on how to beat the coronavirus. If however we are trying to survive the pandemic and mitigate the loss of life, we should keep Biden in his basement bunker.
Joe Biden is a guy that needs help, not one that offers it. President Trump would have to be a dog-faced pony soldier to accept coronavirus advice from this senile kook.
