Joe Biden spends a lot of time claiming that he comes from the black community and that he was raised in the black church because he’s thinks black people are so stupid they won’t notice he’s whiter than an albino money shot on a polar bear’s ass. Long considered his “firewall” Biden’s campaign is now worried that “Ghetto Joe” is losing the black voting block. No worries, they have a super-pandertastic-expialidocious idea to name a black person as his running mate.
Politico reports:
Joe Biden’s advisers and allies have become torn over whether it is more important to choose an African American or a progressive running mate.
While the two aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive, there is an ongoing debate about whether Biden “has the black vote locked up” or “whether the bigger need we have is to put someone left-leaning” on the ticket, a strategist familiar with discussions said.
The strategist was one of multiple Democrats who described a debate in and around the periphery of Biden’s campaign about the significance of race and ideology in the vice presidential selection.
This talk of picking a black running mate comes not-so-coincidentally with a new poll that shows Biden’s stranglehold on black voters is loosening:
A red flag among African-Americans
The findings also had some red flags for Biden, who since the last poll has emerged as the presumptive Democratic nominee.
His support among black voters has dropped in a hypothetical three-way race with Trump and a third-party candidate….about two-thirds of African American voters support Biden now; nearly eight in 10 had backed him in December. Those voters didn’t move to Trump, supported by just 8%. But one in four black voters now say they are undecided or would vote for a third-party candidate.
Hey look, 25% of black people just figured out Joe Biden isn’t black like he claims. Or maybe they realized that when Biden was talking about putting black people “back in chains” that he he comes from the political party that actually put black people in chains.
Much of Biden’s campaign has revolved around him knowing a black guy and in fact, that was the only thing Nancy Pelosi could say about Joe while endorsing him. Since he pretends to be black and is running on being “black adjacent” it seems reasonable, if not insulting and racist, that he would pick a black running mate. Then he can say, “I know 2 black people.”
Biden has already stated that he will pick a woman as his running mate and if it has to be a black woman, his shortlist of candidates just got shorter. He could take super-loser Stacy Abrams, but she’s even more delusional and pathetic than Biden. Or he could go with Kamala Harris, but black people don’t like her and some don’t even believe she’s actually black. That’s about it, which makes his decision a choice between getting kicked in the nuts or a nut-kick.
Since Joe Biden isn’t known for his cognitive skills it shouldn’t be that hard for him to think outside the box on this one. He should pick Tyler Perry dressed as his mad black woman character Madea. Prusambly black people love this cross-dressing character because I have never heard a white, Latino, or Asian person say: “How hilarious was Boo 2! A Madea Halloween?”
Actually, I’ve never heard a black person say that either but somebody has to be watching these movies or otherwise there wouldn’t be a hundred of them.
