On Monday, many Congressional democrats knelt for 8 minutes and 48 seconds to honor the death of George Floyd, the black man who died in police custody who sparked nationwide riots. This was a pander-fest in which democrats draped themselves in African scarfs and introduced a bill that would effectively dismantle every police department in America. This “somber” occasion was ruined by Pelosi’s madcap antics when she was unable to get back up after kneeling on the ground for so long.
“We gather in honor of those Americans, and so many others. George Floyd, Beonna Taylor (it’s actually Breonna, but whatever), Amond Arbrey (it’s actually Ahmuad, but whatever), Walk ‘em John (I have no idea who that is supposed to be),” said Pelosi.
Pelosi continued butchering names of black people she claims were murdered by police, that she was reading off of a piece of paper, before finishing with “Trayvon Martin.” Martin of course was justifiable shot to death when he picked a fight with the wrong armed “white Hispanic” guy.
With that, Pelosi and the democrats took a knee, which is a universal gesture of hating police officers.
The first piece of comedy came when the camera panned over and showed that Jerry Nadler was too fat to kneel. Instead, he hung his head in shame:
After the long moment of silence, democrats began to rise, except Pelosi, who couldn’t get up. You’d think Nadler would have given a hand, but he’s apparently too fat to pull 12 pounds of skeleton off the floor as well.
Pelosi held out her hand in hopes someone would help her up, but most of the democrats just stood there looking at her struggling on the floor. Some unidentified woman of color eventually came over and pulled her up.
“It’s better not to have on high heels,” said Pelosi with a laugh.
Yeah, that was totally it. It was the high heels that kept Pelosi from standing up and not her elderly decrepit physical state.
I would like to point out that neither Pelosi nor the woman who helped her up were wearing masks and that they touched bare hands. That’s okay, social distancing and mask rules are off the table if you are hating on America and the police.
I would also like to point out that this mostly white crowd of wealthy democrats were draped in “kinte cloth” which is a West African garment reserved for special occasions and more specifically special occasions to West African black people. That’s okay because because the rules of racism and cultural appropriation are off the table if you are a democrat hating on American and the police.
Pelosi may have embarrassed herself and doomed her party to a massive defeat in November with this shameless pandering stunt to support the “Defund the Police” nonsense, but at least she can look forward to being a paid spokesperson for Life Call:
Come to think of it, Bernie Sanders could be that “chest pains” guy and Joe Biden could be added as a senile guy wandering around without a clue as to where he is or what’s going on. That is to say, the democratic party leadership is quite old.
