As “Defund the Police” fever has reached a pandemic with leftists, the liberal media, and their dumbass democratic representatives, proponents of getting rid of cops have struggled to explain who or what would replace them. Luckily one leftist dimwit has the answer: replace cops with abortionists. Seriously, one of these kooks says that police department can replaced with, among other things, Planned Parenthood. Once again I have underestimated liberal stupidity and am genuinely shocked.
One of the demands of violent rioters across the country is for police departments to be defunded and disbanded. Normal people have been asking questions like “who would I call if someone breaks into my house?” and “what if someone opens fire on a crowd of people?” Lefty “Defund the Police” supporters have been ignoring these questions, but one brave moron has dared to answer it.
This is Simu Liu, a Chinese/Canadian actor who has stared in both Kung-Fu Cops and Bike Cop: Begins so he knows what the hell he’s talking about when it comes to law enforcement. Here is his solution:
“WhAt WiLl We RePlAcE ThE pOLiCe WiTh?!?!”
Social Workers. Crisis staff trained in de-escalation. Womens’ shelters. Counsellors. Planned Parenthood. Therapists. Safe injection sites. Rehab. Community outreach. Night classes. Affordable health care. #ImagineSomethingDifferent
— Simu Liu (@SimuLiu) June 9, 2020
Dispatcher: 911, what’s your emergency?
Caller: There’s a shooting at the high school! Send help!
Dispatcher: Okay, I’ll transfer you to Planned Parenthood.
This is without question the dumbest thing ever tweeted. First, not one of those groups mentioned does a good job at what they are supposed to do now and would be even less effective taking over the duties of police officers. Second, there is still no answer for who or what would handle violent crime.
Got robbed? Call social workers and they’ll take your kids away for being a negligent parent.
Got assaulted? Call crisis staff trained in de-escalation and they’ll help you understand it wasn’t your fault.
Been stabbed? Go to the womens’ shelters and they’ll turn you away for not being a woman.
Been shot? Counsellors will help you spice up your college application.
Mass shooting? Planned Parenthood is on it by aborting all future mass shooters.
Got raped? There’s a pretty good reason why “Therapist” is one blank space away from “the rapist.”
Car stolen? Go down to the safe injection site. Your vehicle is probably in the parking lot.
Burglarized? Go to rehab so you can learn that you attachment to material possessions is a disease.
Been murdered? Community outreach will ask around to see who did it it but chances are everyone dindu nuffin.
Domestic violence? Take night classes so you’re out of the house when your spouse is drunk and pissed off about the slightly undercooked turkey pot pie.
Terrorist attack? Affordable health care has you covered from shrapnel wounds to anthrax infections.
When normal Americans were demanding that the draconian coronavirus lockdowns be lifted so they could go back to work, liberals were screaming that these people should be excluded from receiving medical care if the came down with COVID-19. Now that these same liberals want to get rid of all cops, perhaps they should be excluded from police protection, just so they can see how truly stupid their plan to defund the police is.
