Sunday was President Trump’s 74th birthday, which means the liberal resistance was contractually obligated to throw a temper tantrum. The problem is, the resistance is all out of awful ideas to take down Trump so they went went a God awful one. In an attempt to hijack the President’s birthday, they made up yet another Barack Obama day and got it to trend on Twitter. I have no idea how Trump will recover from this latest assault.
#ObamaAppreciationDay was trending on Sunday, which seemed weird considering that June 14 isn’t one of the many Obama days nobody gives a crap about. As it turns out, this was because liberals wanted to knock Trump down a peg on his birthday.
The resistance entertainment forces got involved:
Happy #ObamaAppreciationDay!! pic.twitter.com/eZ1jtu4sRR
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) June 14, 2020
Oh, how you are missed, Mr. President. What do you miss most about @BarackObama, friends? #ObamaDayJune14th pic.twitter.com/Eskc6qPFku
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 14, 2020
Happy #ObamaDay pic.twitter.com/RifIDiWpTw
— Cyndi Lauper (@cyndilauper) June 14, 2020
Snoop Dogg was so high he didn’t understand that posting on Instagram doesn’t make things trend on Twitter:
Unfortunately for Obama, I could only find one democrat who was playing this stupid game and even more unfortunately it was dumbest guy in Congress Ted Lieu. Proving just how dumb he is, Terrible Ted messed up the hashtag:
I feel blessed to have been in Congress when Barack Obama was President.
Happy #ObamaDayJune14th. pic.twitter.com/woE3EqwobD
— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) June 14, 2020
Like all other efforts, this drive-by Obamaing, failed to take out the President. Mostly because it was a sad social media thing but also because Obama already has a bunch of days nobody observes.
August 4 is Barack Obama Day in Illinois, or it would be if the liberal state legislature hadn’t rejected it as an official holiday. This is celebrated in Perry County, Alabama, which is as big of a deal as that sounds.
August 6 is Obama day in Kenya, which is as hilarious as it sounds. For some reason Kenyans don’t realize how racist it is to suggest Obama has any connection to the African nation at all.
It’s really a shame nobody celebrates any of these various Obama days because they have a rich cultural experience.
You start Obama day by putting on some mom jeans and then sit around the house doing nothing until the afternoon. At that point you go play a round of golf, terribly, and cap it off by shooting some hoops, more terribly. From there you eat an awful tasteless “healthy” meal prepared by a middle linebacker in a dress.
After the transgender feast, you grab a pen and a phone and create a bunch of arbitrary unenforceable rules that exceed your authority. Things really start picking up when you spy on your enemies and divide your neighbors along racial, economic, and ideological lines. Finally, you launch a drone strike, leave a trap for your successor, and take a selfie.
If you’ve done everything right, you will be rewarded with incredible wealth for no particular reason.
The cool thing is, there are now 3 Obama days a year so your chances of hitting the Lazy Asshole lottery are better than ever. Even cooler, there will probably be a 4th Obama day when Trump wins reelection and liberals have to find a way to distract from their crushing depression.
