Welp, it’s come to this. A Texas real estate group has banned realtors from using terms like “master bedroom’ and ‘master bath’ because they sound racist. This group is so scared of appearing racist that they can’t even explain why the are ditching the terms. Obviously they think that because “masters” owned slaves, it’s now racist to call something that has nothing to do with slavery what it is. I want to believe this is peak stupidity in the George Floyd racial grievance reordering, but I know it’s just the beginning.
The Houston Chronicle reports from the woeness front lines:
The Houston Association of Realtors has stopped using the word “master” to describe bedrooms or bathrooms, a change prompted by a group of real estate agents that requested a review of the term.
The association agreed to update the phrase to “primary bedroom” and “primary bath.” It implemented the changes in its Multiple Listing Service and on har.com June 15.
The National Association of Realtors said it is focused on addressing discrimination that still occurs in housing transactions.
“This topic is currently being debated across the real estate industry, and the national standards organization for MLSs will be considering a similar change that could make ‘primary’ the new standard nationally,” said HAR in a statement.
“‘Master’ represents a stigma and place in time that we need to move forward from. As a progressive, diverse city, Houston should be reflective of its citizenship,” said black realtor Tiffany Curry.
The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development thinks these people are f*cking nuts, saying, “the term ‘master bedroom’ is not discriminatory and does not violate fair housing laws.”
Liberals will not listen to this advice given by a federal agency helmed by a a black guy by the name of Dr. Ben Carson.
If this is the way we’re going, and I pray it’s not, there are several other words that we use all the time, bit could be related to slavery.
Slave – Sorry, but you are going to have to remove the “slave cylinder” from your vehicle breaking system because it’s racist. Stopping is also apparently racist, so if you want to be a real “ally” you’ll have to plow into the back of an innocent family in a minivan.
Whip – Slave masters used to whip their insolent slaves so House Majority Whip Steny Hoyer is going to have to change his title to “Nancy Pelosi’s #1 bitch boy.” Also Cool Whip should go out of business for being so overtly racist.
Chains – According to Joe Biden and a TV miniseries, masters kept their slaves in chains so chain reactions, bike chains, and Aretha Franklins classic hit “Chain of Fools” need to f*ck off and check their white privilege. Don’t even think about chain smoking and find something else to put on your tires in the winter.
Auction – Slaves were purchased at auctions so eBay, Sothebys, and Barrett-Jackson need to find a new line of work.
At this rate, the great racial purge of 2020 is going to leave us without any history, entertainment, or even words. We’ll all just have to point and gesture wildly until the left determines that stuff is racist too.
