Body Cam Theater! Today’s episode: “How Much Does Auto Glass Replacement Cost These Days?”

That curious title will explain itself after you see the video. It’s a veritable hailstorm of glass is shown after police chase one Juan Ayon-Barraza (possibly an illegal alien or ‘Dreamer’?) after he was seen dumping a woman’s body, who he had shot in the head. But let’s begin, shall we?

Video via PoliceOne.com

Text via The Mercury News

RICHMOND, Calif. — A man suspected of kidnapping and shooting a woman in April led police on a high-speed chase that ended with police fatally shooting him after he rammed his van into two patrol cars, according to video footage released Tuesday by Oakland and Richmond police.

The April 16 crash injured two Oakland officers, police said, leaving one with multiple broken bones and prompting several other officers to open fire and kill 24-year-old Juan Ayon-Barraza. He was suspected of kidnapping and shooting Tanisha Thomas of Vallejo hours earlier before dumping her in the Oakland Hills.

The family of the 29-year-old woman, who died about a month after she was shot, reported her missing hours before the shooting, according to the video featuring interim Richmond Police Chief Bisa French. The 16-minute video includes audio from 911 calls and footage from several body-worn cameras and a helicopter.

The events began to unfold the morning of April 16, when when Thomas’ family reported her missing and said she had last been seen with Ayon-Barraza.

Here’s the little prick who also had priors for domestic abuse before he turned into a murderer of women. God only knows how much semen is nestled in that beard. And you can wipe that smug look off your fuckin’ face! You’re a cadaver now! So shut up!

Just before 7 p.m. that same day, a cyclist called 911 to report a man carrying a body wrapped in a blanket in the area of Pinehurst Road and Skyline Boulevard, according to audio of the call.

“I witnessed some people dumping a body and I think she’s still alive,” the man tells a dispatcher. “I think she is still breathing. I don’t know. She’s under a blanket. It’s like she’s bleeding.”

The man said that he saw a van pulling away from a scene.

Authorities found Thomas down a steep embankment off Pinehurst Road, “severely beaten” and suffering from a gunshot wound to the head, police said. She was taken to a hospital in critical condition. She died about a month after the incident.

The video is about 16 minutes long so I’ve pointed out the really awesome parts for you. But if you want to watch the whole thing, feel free!

Go to 0.57 seconds into the video and listen.

LMFNO! Of COURSE he was armed with a Hi-point. The low-level thug’s firearm’s favorite weapon! If it can be called that. A gun so poorly made that even Combat Beard refuses to work on them.

Next, we get major action at 8:22 when the thug rams not one, but TWO police cruisers, then running over an officer who is left crying out for help in the street.

Then at 10:27 Juan points his Hi Point at an officer who is following him. He picked the wrong n-gger to fuck with. The officer fires his pistol THROUGH his front and side windshields in an attempt to stop this murderous thug, then performs a very precise and quick reload WHILE DRIVING! I want this guy on my team! Nicely done!

THEN at 11:52 another officer who was in the back seat of one of the police vehicles that Juan decided to ram, shoots at the thug around the deployed airbag! Another guy I want on my team.

In the end the thug died and the officer he ran over will be OK. The only possible sadness that can be found here is that Juan’s victim died.