Pelosi Calls Trump ‘Mr. Makes Matters Worse’ Because She Is Witless

President Trump has a strong nickname game and democrats do not. For some reason however, they insist on challenging the champ and get knocked out every single time. “Nutty” Nancy Pelosi got in the ring with Trump and called him “Mr. Make Matters Worse” thinking she delivered an uppercut. In reality, it was a swing and a miss, landing her flat on her Botox-paralyzed face.

Pelosi was on Face the Nation trying to justify her planned to block the latest GOP coronavirus relief package, when she put the sum total of her wit on display. It turns out she has none:

“This president, I have a new name for him: Mr. Make Matters Worse. He has made matters worse from the start — delay, denial, it’s a hoax, it’ll go away magically, it’s a miracle, and all the rest — and we’re in this situation,” said Pelosi.

Mr. Make Matters Worse? That’s lame even by Pelosi standards. The truly sad thing is, she probably had a team working on this nickname for weeks and that’s the best they could come up with.

That she introduced this nickname while reeling off a serious of lies makes it even more pathetic. President Trump never called the coronavirus a hoax, he said the democrats’ fake outrage was the hoax. Thank goodness nobody in the liberal media will ever fact-check a democrat, so Pelosi is free to perpetuate this lie and turn it into a liberal truth.

I have noticed that when Pelosi is listing off things that are bullshit, she always ends with “and the rest” because she is so lacking in cognitive ability that she can’t even remember all the things she’s lying about.

Here’s Pelosi supporting the stupid “Defund the Police” garbage:

“I think people mean different things. Of course, public safety is our first responsibility. We have to keep the American people safe; but we want to do it in a way that keeps everyone safe. And there are many ways to do that. Does it mean police officers should be social workers? Does it mean they should be referees in family disputes, and the rest? No,” said Pelosi.

Here’s Pelosi trying to say something nice about Elizabeth Warren:

“Elizabeth, so knowledgable and the rest,” said Pelosi.

Here’s Pelosi making up statistics and words while pushing gun control:

“90%, at least, of the public support it including gun oveners, members of the NRA, and the rest,” said Pelosi.

She really did say “gun oveners.”

And here’s Pelosi attacking the GOP incoherently:

“This is going to be a tough election because for [Republicans] it’s about money. They’ll put up any amount of money to protect their investment of degrading the environment, the rest, gun and all that,” said Pelosi.

Pelosi’s nickname could be “Ms. I Can’t Remember Stuff And The Rest” but Trump went with “Nutty Nancy” because she is a nut and it’s rolls off the tongue better.

Meanwhile, Pelosi and the democrats will have to go back to the drawing board to find a less stupid nickname for President Trump. Why not? It’s not like they have anything better to do like pass legislation that will help Americans through a crisis they have helped to exacerbate.