Joe Biden became a Senator in 1972 and did nothing until he became VP in 2008 to do more nothing and then took 4 years off to do nothing again. In almost 50 years in Washington, he has no tangible record of accomplishment but now that he thinks he is the president, he’s promising to do a whopping 29 things on “day one” of his presidency. In his 78 years on this planet he has only done maybe a dozen things and most of them involve sniffing hair and issuing push-up contest challenges.
Joe Biden has a lot of catch phrases like “come on, man,” “look, fat,” and “not a joke” but one thing he says all the time is that he’s going to do “[blank] on day one.” Here’s a partial list of all the things Joe has promised to do immediately after he’s inaugurated on January 20, 2021:
CNN reports that Biden has promised 10 separate executive orders on day one to stop global warming:
- Require limits on methane pollution for oil and gas operations.
- Use the federal government procurement system to work towards 100% clean energy and zero-emissions vehicles.
- Ensure US government buildings and facilities are more efficient and climate-ready.
- Implement the already-existing Clean Air Act, and reduce greenhouse gas emissions from transportation by developing new fuel economy standards to ensure all new sales for light- and medium-duty vehicles will be electrified, and annual improvements for heavy duty vehicles.
- Double down on liquid fuels like advanced biofuels and make agriculture a key part of the solution to the climate crisis.
- Reduce emissions and cut consumer costs through new standards for appliance and building efficiency.
- Require federal permit decisions to consider effects of greenhouse gas emissions and climate change, and ensure every federal infrastructure investment reduces climate pollution.
- Require public companies to disclose climate risks and greenhouse gas emissions in their operations and supply chains.
- Protect biodiversity, slow extinction rates and conserve 30% of America’s lands and waters by 2030.
- Permanently protect the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, establish national parks and monuments, ban new oil and gas permits on public lands and waters, modify royalties to account for climate costs and creating programs to enhance reforestation and develop renewable energy on federal lands and waters to double offshore wind by 2030.
That should kill thousands of jobs and make energy more expensive.
Along those same lines, Biden has said he will rejoin the Paris Accord, which requires the U.S. to pay other countries billions of dollars for no apparent reason.
Today, the Trump Administration officially left the Paris Climate Agreement. And in exactly 77 days, a Biden Administration will rejoin it. https://t.co/L8UJimS6v2
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 5, 2020
Bloomberg found an additional 9 things Biden said he will do on day one:
Joe Biden has a lot of plans for his first day as president, and some of it can actually happen in a single day — a fair amount of which he can set in motion right away even though Democrats have so far fallen short of capturing the Senate.
Before that day is done, he says he will put in place a national strategy for containing the coronavirus pandemic, rejoin the World Health Organization, end the ban on immigration from several predominantly Muslim nations and expand rights for Latin American asylum seekers.
Biden has also promised swift action on housing, labor, gun control, LGBTQ rights and government reform.
Biden has also threatened a mask mandate on day one:
“On day one of my presidency, we’re going to put into action a plan that I’ve been talking about for months and he’s been paying no attention to: Masking, social distancing, testing, tracing, a plan for a fair and full and free distribution of therapeutics and vaccines when we get one,” said Biden.
Biden has promised to pledge fealty to NATO on day one:
Biden promised on day one to make sure trannies can uses school bathrooms that don’t match their gender:
“I promise you. There is no reason to suggest that there should be any right denied your [transgender] daughter … that your other daughter has a right to be and do. None. Zero,” said Biden.
Biden also said he would cut federal funding to any non-union companies on day one.
Day one also includes a tax hike from Biden:
“On day one I promise to eliminate Trump’s tax cuts,” said Biden.
In addition, Biden says he will end racism, impose socialized medicine, and destroy capitalism according to WTVM:
Biden said in addition to tackling the pandemic and systemic racism in the U.S. he hopes to meet the challenges of climate change and provide affordable healthcare, as well as create an economic plan to reward work and not wealth.
“I’m ready to act. We know what to do. And starting on day one of my presidency, we will do it, said Biden.
Biden will also be doing some janitorial work on day one, saying, “We need new leadership. We need to be ready on day one to get the country back and clean up Donald Trump’s mess.”
I’m sure there’s more but that is 29 things Biden has promised to do on day one of his presidency.
I’m one of those people who believes the election theft will be exposed and the results of the 2020 election overturned, but even if Biden is inaugurated, there’s no way he does even one thing let alone 29. After swearing in, Joe will need a nap and then suddenly the day is over with no accomplishments.
