Mall Santas only have 3 basic duties: 1) don’t grope the children, 2) don’t ruin the illusion, and 3) don’t make the kids cry. One anti-gun activist mall Santa failed miserably when he left a little boy in tears telling him he wasn’t allowed to have a Nerf gun for Christmas. Thankfully the next little girl in line wanted an abortion for Christmas and liberal Santa said that was okay.
Here’s more proof that liberals find a way to ruin everything:
The little boy sat down across the table from Liberal Santa in a COVID-19 socially-distanced manner and was asked what he wanted for Christmas.
“A Nerf gun,” replied he boy.
“Naw, nope, no guns,” replied Liberal Santa.
The boy’s mother jumped in and corrected the anti-gun activist, saying, “It’s a Nerf gun.”
“Nope, not even a Nerf gun. Nope,” said Liberal Santa. “I can’t bring it to you.”
The fat jolly leftist agitator then suggested that the boy should ask for Legos, a bicycle, or some kind of truck but the kid wasn’t having it.
It sounded like the boy asked, “What’s wrong with a gun?”
Before he could get an answer, the boy started crying and his mother had to come over and comfort him. She showed incredible restraint by not telling Liberal Santa to go sit on the North Pole.
It’s not like the kid was asking for a Barrett M82 A1 50BMG to snipe some reindeer off the neighbor’s roof, it’s a f*cking Nerf gun. Nerf guns don’t even look like real guns and they shoot foam balls or darts.
At least when Santa denied Ralphie his Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle in A Christmas Story, it was because he was concerned about eyes getting shot out and not due to a hatred of the 2nd Amendment right of gun ownership.
This is one of the many problems with liberals, they can never turn off their insanity. This liberal jackass couldn’t even pretend to be Santa without injecting his liberal anti-gun activism into it. What harm would there have been if he’d simply told the kid he would get him he Nerf gun? Obviously the mom was on board with this particular Christmas present.
If the boy had asked for a pony or a race car, things that are definitely not showing up under the Christmas tree, then I could see Santa trying to steer him towards someone thing more realistic. No, Santa denied the Nerf gun because he’s a liberal douche who doesn’t like guns.
All of this comes back to the fact that liberals are unhappy people and they want to make everyone else as miserable as them. Why should that little boy have a Merry Christmas when Liberal Santa’s life sucks?
If there is a Liberal Santa, that must mean there are liberal counterparts to all imaginary childhood mascots:
Liberal Easter Bunny tells kids they can’t have any chocolate because it’s not vegan or locally sourced and contributes to global warming.
Liberal Tooth Fairy doesn’t leave money, but takes teeth and gives them to meth addicts who don’t have periodontal privilege like healthy children do.
And of course Liberal Imaginary Friend is the democratic party who only pretends like they give a shit so they can gain power and control over you.
