AOC’s Squad Blames Failure To Convict Trump On Racism And Fascism

For the second time in about a year, democrats have failed to secure a conviction in an impeachment trial against President Trump. The reason for this is, like the first attempt, they made up charges and didn’t bother to back the baloney up with any evidence. According to AOC’s Loon Squad however, the reason why Trump wasn’t convicted is because of racism and fascism. Not surprisingly, those are their excuses for everything.

The latest coup failure had democrats impeaching Trump for inciting a leftist deadly insurrection in which no one died because he told his followers to “go peacefully.” Instead of anything that resembles evidence, they played some deceptively edited videos and doctored a bunch of social media posts. That was good enough to get all of the democrats in the Senate to convict and even some traitor Republicans, but fell well short of the super-majority needed.

After some careful introspection, AOC’s Loon Squad has come up with reasons why they failed once again. Here’s new member Cory Bush with her take:

I thought the lie was that one police officer died in the “insurrection” but now Bush has upped that to multiple police officers. At this rate, by this time next week, it’ll be an entire precinct that was wiped out.

Rashida “Impeach the mother*cker” Tlaib helped sell the democrats’ impeachment failure post-mortem that racism is why Trump was acquitted:

Tlaib is a Muslim woman of color and an elected member of Congress, but yeah, America is totally racist.

Black skinhead Ayanna Pressley agreed that acquitting Trump was an act of white supremacy and demanded that Republicans be cancelled:

Considering that most of the major players in the Capitol “insurrection” were leftist agitators from Antifa and Black Lives Matter and the fact that there was very little violence, it seems like the impeachment trial was a referendum on liberal bullshit.

Jamaal Bowman, the only boy on an all-girl band, thinks it was more about fascism:

Translation: “This democratic vote that didn’t go my way is fascism.

There’s no voting in fascism, homey. That’s what makes it fascism. If there was voting, they’d calling something else like “democracy.”

Like Pressley, Bowman is all about getting revenge on the Republicans who refused to be bullied into voting the way the democrats dictated:

Not only does that sound like a threat, it seems like an incitement of political violence. Isn’t that what theses clowns just tried and failed to convict Trump of doing?

In a crazy twist, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar, the two most insipid members of the Loon Squad and the most likely to portray themselves as victims, chose not to join their esteemed colleagues in blaming Trump’s acquittal on racism and fascism. I bet AOC forgot her Twitter password and is too dense to figure out how to set a new one while Omar was getting busy with her brother since it’s Valentine’s Day and all.