Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a caricature of human being with both her behavior and appearance, which makes it hard to believe she’s a real person. Sadly, she is every bit the insipid bug-eyed donkey-toothed nitwit she comes off as. A liberal writer came to that shocking revelation in one of the most hilarious failed slam-dunks of all time. She really does have googly eyes.
The Daily Beast’s Justin Baragona thought he caught Tucker Carlson altering a picture of AOC, which is clearly racist and sexist, seeing as how she’s an empowered woman of color and all:
“So it appears that Tucker’s producers added googly eyes to AOC in this image,” wrote Baragona.
Def-Con News and hundreds of conservative sites have been using that image for years. It is not doctored in any way. Those are her googly eyes.
Baragona suddenly realized that AOC has naturally googly eyes and deleted the tweet with this sad explanation:
Every day you log onto Twitter, you hope to get through it without being it.
Tonight, I was it.
And I absolutely deserved to be.
Word of advice — if you don’t want to be IT, make sure you don’t send out factually inaccurate tweets that can be easily verified and debunked.
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) February 18, 2021
Notice how Baragona doesn’t apologize to Tucker Carlson and his producers for falsely accusing them of attacking a empowered woman of color? Liberals really suck at apologies and are worse at owning up to their inherent idiocy and awfulness.
Baragona probably owes AOC an apology as well. Sure, those are her googly eyes, but as a member of the liberal media, he shouldn’t be eye-shaming her like that. He is guilty of the racism and sexism he implied Tucker Carlson had perpetrated.
This ranks as one of the all-time hilarious filed dunk attempt in history, and since I can’t think of any other fails this bad, it’s probably the tops.
Hey, guess what, Baragona? Those are really her donkey teeth too:
And she really is that stupid:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Doesn’t Disagree That We Should Eat Babies To Fight Global Warming
AOC Is So Stupid She Doesn’t Know What Food Is
And that much of a race hustler:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says U.S. Citizenship Is Racist
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Accuses Asian Woman Of White Supremacy
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Hurricanes Are Racist!
I know that it is hard to believe that AOC is not a cartoon character but she really is every bit the goony-looking moron she appears to be. While that’s bad news for our country, as she is a member of Congress, it’s great for Def-Con News because she is an endless source of hysterical material.
And the thing is, this story ain’t over. Once AOC gets wind of Baragona’s shock over her googly eyes, she’ll unleash an insane Twitter thread or Instagram video and we’ll get yet another article out of it.
