Connecticut’s ‘Neanderthal’ Democrat Governor Reopens The State

Yesterday, illegitimate president Joe Biden said the governors of Texas and Mississippi were “neanderthals” for easing COVID-19 restrictions and reopening the state. Today it was announced that Connecticut will follow suit, but for some reason Biden hasn’t called the Governor a caveman. Perhaps it has something to do with Texas and Mississippi having Republican governors while Connecticut has a democrat.

Remember kids, things are only bad when Republicans do them:

Gasp! When Texas and Mississippi announced they were reopening, liberals said that everyone in those red states deserved to get sick and die. Joe Biden also got in on the hysteria by saying the “neanderthal thinking” of Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves is what led them to reopen their states.

I’ve not seen any outraged liberals demanding that people from Connecticut should be denied the coronavirus vaccine or that hey should all die. Also, Joe Biden hasn’t called Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont a knuckle-dragging cave dweller.

In related news, White House press secretary Jen Psaki was asked why Biden would insult a pair of Republican governors as “neanderthals.”

“Does the president have any second thoughts about the language that he used yesterday and how does comparing someone to a neanderthal help convince them to change course and get on board with your public health message?” asked a reporter.

“The behavior of a neanderthal. Just to be very clear, the behavior of” corrected Psaki.

You see, Biden didn’t say they were neanderthals, just that they exhibited the behavior of a neanderthal. That means you can say that Psaki is exhibiting the behavior of a c*nt without actually insulting her as a c*nt. Then again, this is probably one of those rules that only applies to democrats; the rest of us can’t get away with it.

Even with this bullshit explanation, Psaki is still full of shit. Biden said it was “neanderthal thinking” not behavior that led Texas and Mississippi to reopen. Wether you say someone thinks like a neanderthal or acts like a neanderthal, you’re still comparing them to a neanderthal, which is not flattering in any way.

Psaki went on to say that Biden was “frustrated” that the red states won’t continue the lockdown for no apparent reason and offered this additional excuse:

“You’ve watched the president closely for some time,’ said Psaki. “He’s going to engage with and talk with people who disagree with him on a range of issues, including this one.”

Yeah, he engages people as “ugly chumps,” “lying dog-faced pony soldiers,” “fat,” and often challenges them to push up contests or threatens to take them behind the gym. I think what Psaki was getting at is that Biden is kind of an asshole and really, calling the Texas and Mississippi governors “neanderthals” is tame compared to some of his other insults.

“It’s imperative that people listen across the country, wether the live in a red state or a blue state, to the guidance of public health experts,” Psaki said.

And yet, Biden called no one from a blue state a Neanderthal, including the democrat governor of Connecticut.