Politico Claims Biden Has Been Gaffe-Free In The White House

Yesterday The Washington Post made the absurd claim that Joe Biden is eloquent. Today, Politico is claiming that Biden’s time in the White House has been gaffe-free. Nothing happens on the left organically, so there must have been a memo instructing the liberal media to convince people that Joe Biden isn’t a drooling braindead mental case.

Here’s Politico’s contribution to this disinformation campaign:

And that’s exactly what the Politico article says:

JOE BIDEN, disciplined messenger?

Two and a half months in, that’s undoubtedly the case. The president so far has surprised some of his former colleagues and allies with a largely gaffe-free White House debut after a lifetime of verbal stumbles.

Who are these former colleagues and allies that are surprised that Biden hasn’t made any notable gaffes so far? Politico doesn’t say, probably because they made it up, much like the fact-free claim that Biden has been gaffe-free in the White House.

Biden has yet to hold a press conference or address a joint session of Congress and every interaction he’s had with the public and media has been scripted and yet he’s still made a stunning amount of blunders that Politico has willfully ignored:

On day one of his illegitimate presidency, Biden Signs Mask Mandate Then Promptly Violates It

“Uh, uh, what’s the, uh, second, uh, order I’m going to be signing also changes what the president’s done, prez, the president, the former president has done and it, uh, a memorandum reverse the my predecessor’s attack on women’s health, (cough) ‘scuse me, health access and thum, as we continue to battle COVID-19 even more critical,” said Biden, signing an executive order.

2 weeks in, Biden ‘Honors’ Slain FBI Agents By Saying Some Cops Are Crooked

And, WTF? is this? Stuck In A Dementia Loop? Biden Keeps Talking About ‘The Crick Not Rising’

Plus he dusted off this bullshit: Biden Once Again Lied About Being Shot At In Iraq

There was this weird flip-flop: Upon Further Reflection, Biden Says China Will Eat Our Lunch

Gaffe or mental illness? “First year we were vice president, you know we guys fresh walked out of the executive office building and I walked into my office and every single pain, the vice president’s office, see those panes, there’s a 3 ,6, 9, 18 pane in each winda, she had taken the school kinda paint kids put on poster boards and put a heart that says, ‘Joe loves Jill.’ None of them says ‘Jill loves Joe’ there ‘Joe loves Jill.’ Every one,” said Biden.

This one wasn’t off-the-cuff, but rather part of an official statement prepared by his handlers: Joe Biden Calls 2nd Amendment Right Of Gun Ownership ‘Prevailing Dogma’

This one counts as 50, since he repeats it daily: Biden Lies That There Was No COVID-19 Vaccine Before He Took Office

There were some confessions: Joe Biden Finally Admits He Has No Idea Where The Hell He Is and Biden Confesses He Has No Idea What The Hell He’s Doing

This one had better be a gaffe or there’s a racist in the White House: Joe Biden Dropped An N-Bomb. No, Seriously

This one had better be a gaffe or there’s a racist in the White House: Biden: ‘Indians Of Descent Are Taking Over The Country’

Biden called Republicans “Neanderthals” for following the science and lifting COVID-19 restrictions. Was that a gaffe or is he just a dick?

Biden And The Democrats Accidentally Admit Previous Elections Were Fraudulent

Gaffe with a side of cognitive decline: He’s Not There: Biden Forgets Name Of Pentagon, Own Diverse Defense Secretary

And finally, Joe Biden believes Saturday Night Live skits are reality.

In Biden’s first 50 days in office, he had at least 17 major gaffes, which translates to a gaffe every 2.9 days. That’s what Politico calls “gaffe-free” because they have been instructed to convince us that he’s lucid and competent.