In the most important news of the day, The New York Times has revealed that illegitimate president Joe Biden sometimes uses profanity and chugs orange Gatorade by the gallon. In what was supposed to be a fluff piece, the only kind the liberal media does on Biden, the Times accidentally revealed that Biden’s mind is gone and he is not in charge of the country. Also his wife is a serious lush.
The NYT talked to a bunch of current and former Biden aides and came up with this article that was supposed to show how awesome Biden is at making thoughtful decisions. Instead, they revealed what the rest of us already know: Biden is a senile grumpy old man:
Quick decision-making is not Mr. Biden’s style. His reputation as a plain-speaking politician hides a more complicated truth. Before making up his mind, the president demands hours of detail-laden debate from scores of policy experts, taking everyone around him on what some in the West Wing refer to as his Socratic “journey” before arriving at a conclusion.
Translation: Biden has a hard time processing information and understanding situations.
Those trips are often difficult for his advisers, who are peppered with sometimes obscure questions.
Translation: Biden’s mind is gone and he asks nonsensical questions that cannot be answered by sane people.
Avoiding Mr. Biden’s ire during one of his decision-making seminars means not only going beyond the vague talking points that he will reject, but also steering clear of responses laced with acronyms or too much policy minutiae, which will prompt an outburst of frustration, often laced with profanity.
Translation: Biden get frustrated by his inability to understand things and, like all people with dementia, lashes out angrily.
This article goes on forever about how Biden is indecisive and eventually reveal who is actually running the country:
But most evenings, Mr. Biden is in regular contact with the so-called historians, who have been by his side for decades: Mr. Donilon, Mr. Klain, Mr. Reed and Mr. Ricchetti.
In a White House that is more diverse than any before it, aides say those four white men are the ones the president goes to for a final gut-check before making a decision.
Translation: The adminstartion diversity is a ruse and Biden has 4 white guys telling him what to do.
The for some reason, the NYT threw in this stuff:
Christopher Freeman, a caterer who worked for them as much as three times a week when the Bidens lived in the vice president’s residence, said that Mr. Biden “eschews alcohol,” but that Dr. Biden was “an oenophile of the first degree.”
Translation: Joe can’t drink alcohol because it would likely kill his old ass but Jill downs 2 bottles of wine in a single sitting.
So if Joe, who is generally proud of his Irish heritage, can’t drink alcohol, what does he have while his wife is getting plastered? The crack reporters at the NYT are all over this big scoop:
Mr. Biden’s drink of choice: Orange Gatorade.
Thinking back on how much time the liberal media dedicated to giving Donald Trump shit for drinking Diet Coke, makes me wonder how they can report Joe Biden likes orange Gatorade without at least a snicker. I guess that’s why they are the ministry of propaganda for the democratic party because orange Gatorade is straight-up gross.
What this NYT piece actually shows is how awful Biden really is. They are trying so hard to make Joe seem presidential but what comes through is that he’s a senile old fool who is a puppet. Even the fake news can’t paint a flattering portrait of Crazy Joe.
