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Kamaltoe’s Guatemala Visit So Bad Even AOC Is Pissed Off

Kamaltoe’s Guatemala Visit So Bad Even AOC Is Pissed Off

Illegitimate president Joe Biden keeps putting Kamala Harris in charge of things and she keeps doing absolutely nothing about them. Now we know why: she’s completely incompetent. 3 months after being put in charge of the border crisis, she finally did something and it was a disaster. Harris didn’t got to the border, but rather visited Guatemala and managed to piss off everyone including socialist dingbat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Kamala’s trip to Guatemala on Monday started off bad and then just kept getting worse. After taking off in Air Force Two, she had to turn around because there was an issue with the landing gear. She switched to another plane (is there an Air Force Three?) and finally got on her way. As Def-Con News told you, she then passed out cookies she had made in her likeness to the press.

Upon arrival in Guatemala, Harris was met by protesters with hilarious signs like “go home,” “mind your own business,” and Trump won.” Who knew the dirt-poor Guatemalans could make better signs, using better English, than Black live Matter protesters?

Things didn’t get much better when Harris finally met Guatemala president Alejandro Giammattei . It is the White House position that the flood of illegal aliens coming from Central America is because of global warming. Giannattei however sees another reason, as reported by The NY Post:

Giammattei said…that the Biden administration is to blame for sparking the migration crisis.

The Guatemalan president said he and Harris “are not on the same side of the coin” on migration.

“We asked the United States government to send more of a clear message to prevent more people from leaving,” Giammattei said.

When Biden took office, “The message changed too: ‘We’re going to reunite families, we’re going to reunite children,’” he said. “The very next day, the coyotes were here organizing groups of children to take them to the United States.”

Since Harris is a spineless flip-flopper like Joe Biden, she then tried to deliver a more clear message.

This new message came with an old lie:

“The United States will continue to enforce our laws and secure our border,” said Harris.

The entire border crisis is because Biden stopped enforcing our laws and securing our border, so it would be impossible for the United States to continue to do these things since they’ve been stopped by the current administration.

This lie was also in direct opposition to Kamala’s previous position:

And the new message/old lie didn’t sit well with AOC:

Disappointing AOC is win for Republicans, but for a democrat like Harris, it’s a shameful defeat.

Kamaltoe capped this off with yet another lie in an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt:

“Do you have nay plans to visit the border?” Holt asked.

“”I – at some point – you know – we are going to the border. We’ve been to the border. So this whole – this whole – this whole thing about the border. We’ve been to the border. We’ve been to the border,” Harris lied.

“You haven’t been to the border,” corrected Holt.

“I – and I haven’t been to Europe. And I mean, I don’t – I don’t understand the point that you’re making,” said Harris with her trademark cackle.

Well, Biden didn’t put Harris in charge of Europe like he did with the border crisis, so maybe that will help Harris understand Holt’s point.

To sum up: Harris is completely incompetent and a pathological liar. She can’t even make a simple trip to Guatemala with out f*cking it up and bullshitting the whole time.

Biden has also put Harris in charge of Space Force and protecting voting rights, so let’s assume those things are done for as well.