Ice Cream Joe Needs Notes To Flub Answer About Russia

When Trump was President, there was sufficient liberal outrage that he once got 2 scoops of ice cream. Now that Joe Biden is occupying the White House, all the liberal media does is praise his love of ice cream. On his visit to Michigan this weekend, the illegitimate president got 2 scoops of ice cream and then proved his brain is soft-serve as he relied on notes to completely f*ck up an answer about Russia.

Biden was in Traverse City, Michigan on Saturday for reasons the liberal media chose to ignore. Instead, they had intense coverage of him, once again, getting some ice cream:

2 scoops? What the hell? Where’s CNN breaking this obvious abuse of power?

From there, Biden went to get some pie:

From the video, it looks like someone behind the counter at the pie store asked Biden a question about what he intends to do about the latest Russian cyber attack. It could have come from a reporter and Biden was too confused to recognize the source of the question, but he answered to someone behind the counter.

“We’re not sure it’s the Russians,” replied Biden.

That’s answer that would have caused a chorus of “collusion” if Trump was still President.

“I spaw gahn, I got a brief on the, as I was on the plane, that’s why I’s late getting off the plane,” continued Biden.

Well said. Biden reiterated that he got a brief and then his brain froze for an awkwardly long moment. Must have been the double scoop or maybe the dementia.

“I’ll be in better shape to talk to you about it on…” said Biden.

He won’t.

Biden couldn’t finish that thought so he started pulling out note cards from his jacket in an effort to appear less confused.

“I’ll tell you what they sent me, okay? Uh, that uh, the idea, first of all we’re not sure who it is for certain. Number one. And what I did, I directed the full resources of the government to assist on a response if we determine…,” Biden said.

Biden then lost his train of thought and started talking to the cashier. His handlers sent him a mild electric shock to get him back on the question at hand.

“And um uh, the fact is that uh I’m directing the intelligence community to yih gimme a deep dive on what’s happened and I’ll know better uh tomorrow and if it is uh either with the knowledge of and or the consequence of Russia been, die told Putin we would respond,” said Biden tucking his notes back in his jacket.

Who the hell briefed Biden on this? Better question: who the hell is writing Biden’s notes?

Rather than call attention to the disturbing fact that Joe Biden is incapable of answering a simple question coherently and without the use of notes, the liberal media is busy fawning over his love of ice cream and pie.

If this were Trump, they’d be freaking out over his poor diet and unfitness to hold the office of the presidency.