On Monday Joe Biden took 20 minutes off of his vacation to blame Trump and everyone else but himself for his bungled handling of Afghanistan. On Sunday however, as Kabul fell to the Taliban, the illegitimate president was hoping veep Kamala Harris would take one for the team and assume responsibility for his screw-up. Kamaltoe reportedly went off on Blameless Joe, telling hm he can’t “pin this sh*t” on her.
In something reported by Becker News that I really hope is true, there appears to be trouble in paradise:
Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly did not want any part of facing the music on Sunday after the catastrophic collapse of Afghanistan. The U.S. humiliation on the world stage set off public demands to hear from the president; but in the absence of the Commander-in-Chief, any White House explanation about the disastrous finale in a two-decades-long war would have sufficed.
According to multiple reports, Harris was asked to address the American people on Sunday about the unraveling situation in the war-torn country, but refused. As the Taliban threatened the lives of thousands of Americans and allies in Kabul, pressure mounted on the White House to look the people in the eye and explain what happened. Yet, no one did.
A well-placed source inside the White House informs Becker News that Kamala Harris objected to addressing the nation on Sunday. The source reports that Kamala Harris could be heard screaming, “They will not pin this s*** on me!” Furthermore, the source reports that Jill Biden was at Camp David deflecting calls being made for Joe Biden.
This is really funny, but the question remains, did it happen? The fact that it was reported by a small conservative site doesn’t in any way detract from its legitimacy. The liberal mainstream media wouldn’t go anywhere near a story like this.
On the negative side of things, it would be more believable if Harris let out an inappropriate cackle after she said it. That still could have happened though and it just wasn’t conveyed by the sources.
On the plus side of things, Joe Biden has constantly set Harris up to take the fall for his failures. Joe put Kamala in charge of the border crisis he created, knowing that she could not possibly succeed. Joe also put Kamala in charge of “voting rights,” knowing damn well that she couldn’t get the democrats’ unconstitutional power-grab across the finish line. Joe put her in charge of getting people vaccinated, knowing that people hate her and would do the opposite of what she says.
Joe didn’t put Kamala in charge of Afghanistan, but he did kind of set her up to take the fall. Remember this gem from last April?
“President Biden always said that he wants you to be the last person in the room, particularly for big decisions, just as he was for President Obama. He just made a really big decision, Afghanistan,” said host Dana Bash.
“Yes,” replied Harris.
“Were you the last person in the room?” Bush asked.
“Yes,” Harris answered.
“And you feel comfortable?” Bash asked.
“I do,” Harris responded.
There’s no question that Biden wanted Harris’ fingerprints on the murder weapon, so it’s very easy to believe he tried to get her to take the fall for Afghanistan on Sunday. It’s also easy to believe she went off on him because she tries really hard to be a sassy black lady.
I should also note that Joe put Kamala in charge of Space Force, so expect something particular devastating to happen with that very soon. My money’s on China taking out all of our satellites while Joe eats a double-scoop and Kamala cackles that she hasn’t visited space yet be will get around to it.
