As the Afghanistan catastrophe, caused by Biden, began to unfold, the illegitimate president went on vacation. He followed that up with another vacation and now, having done nothing to address his crisis, Joe went on yet another vacation. There has to be something seriously wrong with Biden for his handlers to hide him away like this during the biggest foreign policy failure in generations.
I’ve put together this timeline of events to truly understand Joe Biden’s bizarre and unpresidential behavior over the past couple of weeks:
Friday August 6
The Taliban begins its takeover of Afghanistan by capturing the Nimroz province
Joe Biden leaves for a vacation in Delaware, without informing anyone. The press pool goes 3 days without seeing him.
Monday August 9
Taliban capture city of Kunduz and a key military base, confiscating all kinds of military goodies abandoned by the fleeing Afghanistan army.
Biden is still on vacation
Tuesday August 10
The Taliban continues to take over Afghanistan, province by province.
Biden returns from vacation and promptly forgets where the White House is.
Thursday August 12
The Taliban seize a key air force base in Kandahar province, getting their hands on some sweet Blackhawk helicopters and fighter jets.
After spending only one full day in the White House, Biden leaves again for a vacation in Delaware. The only thing of significance he did was to forget Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s name.
Friday August 13
The Taliban takes Kandahar, controls most of Afghanistan, and is poised to capture capitol of Kabul.
Biden goes to Camp David for more vacation time.
Saturday August 14
The Taliban capture  the Balkh and Kunar provinces.
Biden is still on vacation
Sunday August 15
The Taliban take Kabul and control the entire country.
The White House sends out an obviously fake picture of Biden pretending to be in charge of the situation from Camp David. Biden still won’t come back from his vacation but did try to get veep Kamala Harris to take the fall for his Afghanistan clusterf*ck.
Monday August 16
The Taliban surrounds the Kabul airport and several people die trying to flee the terrorists.
Biden finally returns to the White to give a 20 minute speech about Afghanistan. He blamed Trump for the whole thing, then hopped back on Marine One, resuming his vacation at Camp David.
Tuesday August 17
The Taliban begin brutalizing and murdering people. Over ten thousand American citizens are trapped in Afghanistan and the White House has no plan to evacuate them.
Biden is still on vacation.
Wednesday August 18
The White House and the Pentagon reiterate that they have no plan or means to evacuate Americans trapped in Afghanistan.
Biden once again returned to the White House to deliver remarks blistering Republican Governors who refused to implement mask mandates. He made no mention of Afghanistan and took no questions from the press. Biden then sat down for a disastrous interview with George Stephanopoulos in which he claims the chaos and death in Afghanistan was always a part of his plan.
From there, Joe heads back to Delaware for some more R ‘n R, reportedly because he sleeps better in his bed in Wilmington.
That is the worst “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” essay ever.
Since the Taliban began taking over Afghanistan, Biden has spent a grand total of 1 full day at the White House. He has delivered one statement regarding it and has taken no questions from the press, other than a soft ball interview with ABC, which he botched.
That’s not leadership, it’s pure cowardice.
Biden’s handlers have to know how bad the optics are of him hiding away during this crisis he created, so there must be a pretty good reason. The smart money is on the fact that Biden is so far gone that he can’t function in public for more than 20 minutes or so. Maybe’s he’s hiding out to get some radical gene therapy to make him appear lucid or perhaps he’s bathing in the blood of virgins to restore his youth.
Whatever the case is, Biden is AWOL and clearly not in control of this country. The question is: who is in charge?
