To Celebrate His Worst Week Yet, Biden Goes To The Beach

It’s not like Joe Biden has ever had a good week in the White House, but this past week was easily his worst and that includes his disastrous troop withdrawal in Afghanistan. There are still Americans in Afghanistan, the border crisis is worse, his plans to kick COVID-19’s ass are off, the economy still sucks, there’s treason afoot, and much more. All or most of this is because of Biden’s incompetence but instead of fixing it, he went to the beach for a long vacation weekend.

Here 10 things, in no particular order, from Biden’s worst week yet that he’d rather not deal with:

1 – There are still Americans in Afghanistan. Biden declared his terrible handling of Afghanistan a roaring success, which would be true if you don’t count handing the country over to terrorists, the deaths of U.S. service members, and all the Americans that are stranded. The liberal media has moved on from covering Biden’s clusters*ck, but there are still Americans stranded in Afghanistan, fearing for their lives.

2 – France recalled their U.S. Ambassador. Biden brokered a deal with the U.K. and Australia that screwed France out of an existing $40 billion deal to build nuclear subs for Australia. As a result, France has recalled it’s ambassadors to the U.S., U.K., and Australia. France is America’s oldest ally, going back to the Revolutionary War, and somehow Biden has managed to offend and alienate them. It would be big news if Trump pissed off our country’s best friend but when Biden does it, there’s nothing but crickets from the liberal media.

3 – The economy is tanking. Inflation is rising at an alarming rate. Food costs more. Gas costs more. The country isn’t creating many jobs and unemployment is up. On Thursday Biden tried to claim that despite everything, he’s done an awesome job handling the economy. The best thing he could say however was, “Gas prices should be going down, but they haven’t.”

4 – The Bipartisan infrastructure bill is doomed to fail. In what should have been a big win for Biden, the once promising bipartisan infrastructure bill is looking DOA. Nancy Pelosi is insistent on tying the $1 trillion bipartisan bill with a $3.5 trillion socialist spending plan and that has moderate democrats like Joe Manchin and Kristin Sinema spooked. Instead of passing the $1 trillion bill, it looks like both are going down in flames. In reality, this is the win for Biden because if there is almost $5 trillion in new spending, inflation is going to get worse. Biden however doesn’t see it as a victory.

5 – The border crisis is worse. Joe Biden created the border crisis by inviting illegal aliens in and instructing his administration to stop enforcing existing U.S. immigration laws. This has resulted in an unprecedented invasion of third world scumbags and this week the shitholers really hit the fan. There are tens of thousands of illegals, many from Haiti, storming the border at Del Rio, Texas. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris, who Biden put in charge of his border crisis, was flipping a coin at a Howard University football game.

6 – The FDA won’t approve COVID-19 booster shots. Recently, Biden laid out his plan to finally get the COVID-19 pandemic under control, which included vaccine mandates and booster shots. The FDA however will not approve the Pfizer booster shots so Biden has to hope his unconstitutional vaccine mandate holds up in court, which it won’t. Biden promised he would kick COVID-19’s ass in his first 100 days in office but coming up on 250 days, the pandemic rages on.

7 – The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is a traitor. It was revealed this week that Gen. Mark Milley took steps to usurp President Trump’s power in the final days of his presidency. Milley circumvented Trump’s role as Commander-in-Chief by inserting himself as as the top dog in the chain of command. He also made back channel calls with China to collude with our biggest adversary on matters of security. Milley should have already been fired for his incompetence in Afghanistan but now he’s a bonafide traitor, guilty of initiating a coup and treason. Joe Biden however, stands behind Milley.

8 – Biden blew up children with a drone strike. After a suicide bomb killed 13 U.S. service members at the Kabul airport, Biden swore he would make those responsible pay. Not long after, he announced that the U.S. military blew up some ISIS-K suicide bombers before they could launch another attack. In the worst kept secret ever, that drone strike actually killed a family of 10, including 7 children. On Friday, the pentagon finally admitted they killed a family and not terrorists. Biden was briefed on this and then left for the beach without a statement.

9 – Biden administration blatantly kisses China’s ass. Secretary of State Antony Blinken deleted a tweet that said, “We stand with the people of Hong Kong” and replaced it with a more China-friendly one that basically read, “On second thought, maybe we don’t stand with the people of Hong Kong.” The Biden administration is more afraid of offending the Chinese Communist Party than the NBA. The NBA’s China ass-kissing is because the league is reliant on the communists for revenue. How much money is the Biden administration getting from them?

10 – There was no second insurrection. Biden went on vacation with the hopes that there would be a second insurrection at the Capitol to distract from all of the other scandals and crises of the week, but that never happened. After the liberal media hyped the Justice for J6 rally at the Capitol on Saturday as a potential orgy of right-wing/white supremacist violence, only a handful of people showed up and nobody insurrected.

Even really shitty presidents don’t have this much crisis and failure in a full 2 terms. Joe Biden got it done in a single week and almost everything is his fault.

There have been comparisons to Biden vacationing while this stuff was happening to Nero fiddling as Rome burned but those are misplaced. Joe Biden lacks the cognizance and manual dexterity to play the fiddle and Nero wasn’t the one who burned Rome. Joe Biden set the world on fire and then went to Rehoboth Beach.