Beto O’Rourke failed in his bid to unseat Texas Senate Ted Cruz. He then failed running for president with a pathetic showing in the democratic primaries. Now he’s planing on failing at becoming Texas governor and to warm up for the inevitable crushing loss, he’s trying to be a major badass, which of course he also failed at.
It’s not like O’Rourke didn’t learn anything from his previous failures. The general and accurate perception of him is that he’s a milquetoast beta male, so this time around he’s trying to establish himself as an ass-kicker and name-taker. Unfortunately for him, this is like Joe Biden trying to pretend he knows what’s going on or Kamala Harris trying to be genuine.
In a series of videos posted to the Beto Media Twitter handle, O’Rourke tried to unleash his inner-badass. The first video, which has been deleted in the 10 minutes that it took for me to get to this point in the article featured Beto looking into the camera with a pissed off look on his face. Here’s the decomposed remains of his Twitter shame:
“If you want to debate, or argue, or fight, or fuck with me on politics I’ll take it all day long,” said O’Rourke.
He’s so edgy dropping an F-bomb like that.
It’s too bad he deleted that one because it was funny as shit seeing him try to be a tough guy. It’s also pretty hilarious that his message is basically that he will be a punching bag for anyone who disagrees with him. He says no matter what you want to do, he’ll sit there and take it. Maybe that’s why he deleted it. After some reflection he realized it wasn’t the message he was trying to convey.
Actually, here’s why he deleted it:
It is with mixed feelings that @BetoMedia deleted a post from today that unfortunately was high jacked by right-wing trolls who repeatedly misquoted and degraded Beto.
It became clear that leaving it up was doing more harm than good.Sorry any trouble it caused.
— BetoMedia (@BetoMedia) October 13, 2021
There is absolutely no reason to misquote that, it’s funny and embarrassing on its own merits. There’s also no reason to misquote the apology tweet, Beto O’Rourke’s mouth does him more harm than good.
Next, O’Rourke had some kind of a rally or perhaps crashed a picnic to try his hand again at badassery:
Beto O’Rourke-
“You know, what you’re showing us is that YOU’RE AFRAID OF ME and you’re afraid of the people here.
What are you afraid of?
What are you afraid of?” pic.twitter.com/ZyRRJRaEkX— BetoMedia (@BetoMedia) October 12, 2021
As O’Rourke is getting heckled, he accuses his detractors of being afraid of him and his handful of supporters. This is what’s known as “liberal logic,” as the hecklers are there to confront him. If they were afraid of him, they wouldn’t be there f*cking with him, like he invited them to do in his deleted tweet.
Also, nobody is afraid of Beta O’Dork. Well, maybe other motorists on the road when he’s driving drunk, but besides that, this guy just ain’t scary.
While that last video managed not to get deleted, it clearly didn’t have the impact Beto was hoping for so he tried again with this:
BETO
“You’re making my point for me.”Must watch clip!
Beto’s COLD BLOODED destruction of the Trumpers trying to disrupt his rally in Brenham.Please retweet. People need to see this.
Just outstanding!6/14/21 pic.twitter.com/LnMdKN5fRJ
— BetoMedia (@BetoMedia) June 14, 2021
Cold blooded destruction? All he did was lie about 5 people, including a Capitol Police officer being murdered on January 6 at the U.S. Capitol. That’s lukewarm bullshit, not cold blooded destruction.
If these videos are any indication of Beto O’Rourke’s campaign for Texas governor, his next failure looks to be even more entertaining than his previous ones.
