Nancy Pelosi Can’t Count To 3 Which Would Explain Why She Claims $3.5 trillion Equals Zero

The democrats are having a hell of a time selling Joe Biden’s “Build Back Better” $3.5 trillion socialist spending bill, even to their own party. They claim $3.5 trillion in new spending will cost zero dollars, which is an insult to everyone’s intelligence. As it turns out, maybe it’s not just bad messaging but rather the fact the Nancy Pelosi sucks at math. The House Speaker demonstrated that she can’t even count to 3.

With Biden’s massive spending plan in jeopardy, Nancy Pelosi gave the press a bunch of shit for not selling it properly to the American people, because as a democrat she knows the liberal media is supposed to tow the democratic party line.

Pelosi was informed that a recent poll showed only 10% of people have any idea about what’s in the Build Back Better $3.5 trillion spending bill and then asked, “Do you think you need to do a better job at messaging, and going forward, how do you sell this?”

Because Pelosi is a super-bitch, she got super-freaky on this legitimate question.

“Well I think you all could do a better job of selling it, to be very frank with you,” Pelosi said.

Yeah, it’s totally the liberal media’s fault nobody knows what the hell is in the bill. Remember, Pelosi is the one who said they had to pass ObamaCare to know what was in it.

Pelosi then dismissed the idea that the American people don’t know what’s in the bill by saying, “Whether they know or not, they overwhelmingly support it.”

While giving the press shit for not doing a better job of selling Biden’s crap bill, Pelosi noted, “Every time I come here, I go through the list; family medical leave, ca climate, the issues that are in there.”

While that wasn’t actually going through the list of what’s in the bill, Pelosi revised it with some curious math later on:

“The Build Back Better is 3 baskets: It’s climate, which we spent time talking about already, health, jobs, security and moral responsibility, health care, fam, uh, the issues that relate to the Affordable Care Act and Medicaid and Medicare and family care,” said Pelosi.

So 3 baskets is like somewhere between 5 things and 10 things? She did say “health” before all of the various health care items in her list, so I’ll set her insanity at 5. Still, when you say something is 3 things and then list 5 things, it makes you look like a lunatic.

Perhaps it’s not the liberal media who needs to do a better job of selling this piece of shit bill.

Telling people that 3 equals 5 and $3.5 trillion equals zero isn’t exactly a confidence builder that democrats know what the hell they are doing. Also, if 3 equals 5, shouldn’t $3.5 trillion equal $5.5 trillion? That’s probably a more accurate estimate of what Biden’s Build Back Better agenda will cost.