According to President Alzheimers, a deadly hurricane ripped through the Midwest. According to the National Weather Service, no such thing happened. According to the liberal media, it’s okay that Joe Biden’s mind is gone and that he tells ridiculous lies because at least he doesn’t send mean tweets like that bad orangeman before him.
Dozens were killed on Friday as clusters of tornados ripped through Arkansas, Kentucky, Illinois, Missouri and Tennessee. Joe Biden addressed this tragedy, sort of, on Saturday:
“Jill and I pray, and I’m sincerely mean this, pray for those who lost loved ones and those who are uncertain of the fate of their loved ones and the debris that you see scattered all over the hurricane’s path,” said Biden.
There’s actually 2 weird things going on here: 1) Joe thinks a hurricane hit the Midwest and 2) He and Jill are praying for the debris scattered all over the hurricanes path.
I checked The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and the last hurricane they tracked that hit the United States was Nicholas in early September. Clearly Biden mistook tornados for a hurricane, which makes a 3rd weird thing: Biden was reading this off of a teleprompter and for some reason “tornados” looked like “hurricane.”
But maybe there’s a perfectly logical, in a Joe Biden kind of way, for why he thinks tornados are a hurricane. Back in September, around the same time Hurricane Nicholas made landfall, Joe said they don’t call ’em tornados anymore:
“You know, members of Congress know from their colleagues in Congress that, you know, the, looks like a tornado, they don’t call ’em that anymore, that hit the crops and wetlands in the middle of the country in Iowa and Nevada and, I mean it’s just across the board,” said Biden.
At the time, I wrote:
If I have this correctly, Biden says that a tornado, which isn’t called a tornado anymore, hit the wetlands of Nevada, located in the middle of the country. Why the hell didn’t this amazing story make the news?
So what do they call tornados now? And where are these wetlands in the arid desert of Nevada? And when did they move Nevada from the Southwest to the middle of the country?
I may not have gotten answers to all of my questions, but Biden did clear one thing up: they now call tornados a hurricane. Or more specifically, he does.
After claiming that a hurricane ripped through the Midwest, Biden then blamed it on global warming:
“All that I know is, that the intensity of the weather across the board has some impact as a consequence of the warming of the planet and climate change,” said Biden.
Because before Al Gore invented global warming there was no such thing as tornados or whatever Joe Biden thinks they are called.
“We all know everything is more intense when the climate is warming,” Biden added.
Now we have a new rebrand for global warming/climate change: climate warming. Joe Biden may not be all there, but he’s a pretty good word salad generator.
Also, for the record, Biden said he would have the EPA look into climate warming’s impact on the Midwest hurricane. Yes, that particular agency has the word “Environmental” in it, but they are definitely not involved in anything tornado or hurricane related.
This statement from Biden, if delivered by a Republican, would be shredded by the media but because Joe is their guy, they pretend like it’s completely normal for a sitting president to be this confused and braindead.
