Joe Biden toured the devastation left by a hurricane in Kentucky today and naturally he needed a child to fondle for a photo op. Please don’t try to correct me on writing “Hurricane” because that’s what Biden called the tornados that ripped through the South and Midwest last week and he’s the illegitimate President of the United States. Also, can someone please keep the children away from this creepy perv?
Biden was in Dawson Springs, Kentucky on Wednesday to…I guess grope children. I can’t figure why else he would be there and the only thing of note he did was get his hands on a young boy:
While waiting his turn to talk, Biden had his hands on the shoulders of a kid. When it was his turn to speak, he dragged the poor boy by his arm to the podium.
“I want to introduce a new friend of mine. This is Dane,” said Biden still clutching the helpless child.
“Dane lived down the street and Dane and all his, he has cousins who all together, and one cousin, I don’t know where she is. There she is. C’mon up here, honey. Can you see me? Come here,” Biden said motioning.
Good lord, he’s going after another one.
A girl, who apparently is getting ready to graduate college, came up to the podium and Joe promised her something creepy.
“What’s your first name?” Biden asked.
“Abby,” replied the girl.
“Aubbie is here and we’re going to figure something special for her graduation day,” said Biden.
Run, children, run!
Biden stopped fondling the boy to get handsy with the girl while he told a pointless story about his sister-in-law. In  atelling bit of body language, Abby wrapped her arm around Dane as if to protect him from the creepy old guy.
Joe once again grabbed a chunk of Abby’s arm and said, “You gotta remember me when you’re president, right?”
If this girl is just about to graduate college, she’s probably around 22 years old. She wouldn’t be eligible to run for president until she’s 35 or 13 years from now. Joe Biden is 79 years old now and in 13 years will be 92. Does he expect to live that long? He’s already falling apart. Also, he doesn’t remember things now, what are the chances he remembers Abby if he makes it to 92?
Luckily the youngsters escaped without too much fondling and groping but the emotional scars will last forever.
Since Biden took care of his creepy impulses it was then time to make everything about him. Sure, at least 74 people died because of the tornado/hurricane but Biden wanted everyone to focus on this:
“It was a long time ago, I got a phone call around the holidays and found out that a my, I was in Washington as a young Senator, not sworn in yet, about to be uh hiring staff and I got a call saying, from a first responder that there’d been an accident. A tractor trailer broadsided my wife with a Christmas tree on top and my 3 kids inside and my wife and daughter are dead,” said Biden.
That should certainly help the families grieve the lost loved ones. What an asshole.
Biden finished by saying the federal government was going to rebuild all of the devastation and bring Kentucky “all the way back” in “the next 2 to 3 months.”
Take a look at the destruction behind Biden in that video. In 2 to 3 months it’s going to look about the same. You can’t rebuild hundreds of houses and buildings in that time-frame, especially if you’re counting on government bureaucracy to make it happen.
In breaking news, Joe Biden is still full of shit, likes getting creepy with kids, and wants you to feel sorry for him because his wife drove into the path of a tractor trailer.
