Biden Unleashes Dancing Nurses To Finally Defeat COVID-19

During the presidential campaign, Joe Biden said on “day one” he was going to beat the COVID-19 virus. More people have died under him and new variants keep cropping up so this is yet another campaign promise Biden has failed to deliver on. Never fear, he’s not completely out of ideas. The illegitimate president has unleashed a team of dancing lip-syncing nurses he feels will beat back COVID-19 once and for all.

I probably could have saved this for The Week in WTF? but it’s a slow news day:

Like i said, WTF? Also, is that Hillary Clinton?

I did a little digging and found out that those are real nurses who are part of New York’s Northwell Health Nurse Choir. They even appeared on NBC’s America’s Got Talent, which they clearly don’t have. On top of having no dancing talent, they can’t even synchronize their embarrassing moves.

The question then is: why the hell are these talentless nurses dancing around the White House? It turns out it was part of a big Biden family Christmas spectacular that nobody ever heard of. This was part of something called IN PERFORMANCE AT THE WHITE HOUSE: Spirit of the Season and it aired on PBS 2 days ago:

The President and Dr. Biden are welcoming this diverse roster of artists to perform songs in historic White House rooms — including the East Room, the State Dining Room, and the Blue Room, home of the Official White House Christmas tree — sharing the festive spirit with the nation through In Performance at the White House.

Seriously, I never saw one thing about this and my job is to comb through the liberal media looking for stories. Even weirder that the fake news wasn’t gushing over this, it featured tons of liberal celebrities:

This dazzling music special celebrates the holidays and highlights the seasonal décor at the White House. Featuring special remarks by President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. and First Lady Jill Biden, actress Jennifer Garner will serve as the program host, which will also include performances by Andrea Bocelli, Matteo Bocelli, Virginia Bocelli, Camila Cabello, Eric Church, Jonas Brothers, Norah Jones, Pentatonix, Billy Porter, Northwell Health Nurse Choir, Voices of Service, and the United States Marine Band.

Getting back to the dancing nurses, I’ve already mentioned how truly cringe-worthy this performance is but there are several other issues. First, some of the nurses are masked and others are not. What was the point of this? Maybe because some of them were singing they needed to have the masks off but they were lip-syncing so that ain’t it. This sends a bad message and so does a maskless Jill Biden dancing like of goof off to the side.

Next, how come these nurses can be shaking their saggy asses at the White House when we keep hearing about the Omicron variant surge? Shouldn’t they be at the ERs overwhelmed by COVID-19 cases? Maybe Biden and the liberal media is overstating things a bit.

Lastly, where the hell is Joe? Actually, I don’t know if he’s in the video or not, I could only watch a few seconds of this. He might have been somewhere in the back sniffing a nurse’s hair or foundling a young child.

After promising to beat COVID-19, Joe Biden has looked like a deer caught in the headlights as the virus has kicked his ass. As a last result, he’s brought in these dancing nurses and hopes everything will work out. Hey, it can’t turn out any worse than his failures at the border, in Afghanistan, and with the economy.