You’d think after Joe Biden’s disastrous first year occupying the White House he’d have had his fill of failure but apparently not. During a meeting on climate change, old Joe tried telling a story and it turned out worse than the economy or the border. The guy with the nuclear codes can’t even tell a little story without failing and that should worry us all.
Biden met with some CEOs toady at the White House to discuss global warming or some shit like that. As he’s known to do, Biden tried to seem relatable by telling a folksy tale. He might be a little more relatable if he wasn’t such a braindead scarecrow because this was him trying to break the ice with GM CEO Mary Barra:
“I might point out, you’re uh, when I went to Dearborn driving that, uh, you know, what was up there? I don’t know, man. It uh, I think the press thought I was crazy. I enjoyed it,” said Biden.
Well put, Joe.
Even if the press thinks Joe is crazy, they won’t let on. The liberal media has sworn an oath to protect Biden from any scrutiny related to his incompetence or cognitive decline.
I’m not part of the liberal media so the question here is, what the hell was he trying to say? With the “driving” thing, I thought at first he was going to claim to be a truck driver again, but the “Dearborn” thing is that actual clue.
Last year, just before Thanksgiving, Biden visited a GM plant in Michigan and drove an electric Hummer. That must be what he was getting at but unfortunately, GM doesn’t have any factories in Dearborn, Ford does. It’s actually quite sad that Biden can’t recall something that happened 2 months ago and that he remembers it wrong.
It’s not surprising that Joe can’t remember what happened 2 months ago because he doesn’t even know when now is. At another point during the meeting, he said this:
“I doubt whether anyone would think that twelve years is enough in the twenty-first second half of the twenty three second quarter of the twenty-first zentury,” said Biden.
Technically he’s not wrong. Nobody would be able to dispute that complete nonsense statement.
Biden tried again to relate to the GM CEO with another folksy tale about his family that he couldn’t quite put into words:
“As a uh, as the son of a man who ran the last 35 years of his life a Ford dealership,” Started Biden.
Yeah, the GM CEO really wants to hear about Biden’s dad running a Ford dealership. Also, Biden’s dad worked at, not ran, a used car lot. Biden must have realized he messed up and added to the lie to make it more relatable:
“And then a Chevy dealership um the a um I uh you’re gonna make a lot difference in people being able to make a living,” Biden finished.
Sorry, I can’t unfollow*ck that weird non-sequitur. The best I can do is: Biden’s dad used to sell cars so therefore the GM CEO will make it easy for people to make a living. It makes sense if you have dementia.
Keep in mind that Biden was reading all of this off of notes in front of him. He rarely picked his head up from his notes to look the people he was addressing in the eye. Not only can’t Joe make sense, he can’t even read.
