Either Joe Biden has the mind of a child or he’s so frail he can’t navigate 2 stairs under his own power. Whatever it is, it’s terrible optics for someone who is supposed to be the President of the United States to be guided down from the podium like an invalid or special needs child. And that’s exactly what happened at the White House today when Biden’s elder-care nurse, er I mean, wife had to help off the stage.
On Tuesday Joe Biden announced that he was going to cure cancer. Of course he also said this back in 2016 when Obama put him in charge of the “Cancer Moon Shot” and obviously he wasn’t all that successful. Given how bad he’s failed at everything else he’s done in the White House, chances are this time won’t be any different.
We’ll get to Biden’s second attempt at kicking cancer’s ass in a bit, but first I want you to see what happened at the end of his speech:
Biden put on his mask and then slowly walked over to his wife Jill. She took his hand and guided him like a toddler down a couple of stairs and through the crowd. This was not a married couple holding hands, it was a caretaker helping an enfeebled person. It was also shockingly pathetic. Putin and Xi saw this and are even less afraid of Biden now.
The rest of this event wasn’t much better. Jill Biden kicked things off by talking about Joe’s dead son Beau and then Kamala Harris came out and claimed her mother basically cured breast cancer.
When Biden got to the podium he said, “I’m Joe Biden, Jill Biden’s husband” for the millionth time and the lame-asses in attendance actually laughed at the stale unfunny joke they’ve heard a million times.
Biden started by saying that Obama put him in charge of curing cancer 5 years ago but obviously that’s not true because it’s 2022 and five years ago Donald Trump was President and he would have never put braindead Joe in charge of anything.
Biden kept the lie train going by claiming that when he left the White House he continued the work of curing cancer. As of November 20202, the Biden Cancer Initiative had given exactly zero dollars to cancer research.
Because he’s a pander bear, Joe made the fight against cancer a race and gender issue:
“The stark inequities that exist based on race, disparities, zip code, sexual orientation, gender identity and other factors still persist,” said Biden.
If you had cancer is racist and homophobic on your Joe Biden Bullshit Bingo card, you just scored.
Then, because his handlers haven’t told Biden that his creepy whispering is off-putting, Biden creepy whispered, “They all want to share their data.” Who cares what the context of that is? He needs to stop this immediately.
Unfortunately it didn’t and he creepy whispered, “NASA knows more about radiation that any of you.”
What Biden didn’t say or creepy whisper was anything tangible he intends to do to curb-stomp cancer. He said he was calling on Congress and corporations to do vague things and he urged people to get cancer screenings. He never explained how this stuff would beat cancer, but he did get through the speech with only embarrassing himself a half-dozen times, so it’s a win.
Then again, our enemies got see what a frail scatterbrained corpse the guy in the White house is so it’s definitely a loss for America.
