Who’s Stoked To Celebrate Womynx History Month?

Lefty wokesters have been trying to rebrand Hispanics as “Latinx” but it turns out Latinas and Latinos hate that term and look at it like a racial slur. Never ones to accept defeat, the woke left is now trying to change women into “womynx.” The Northwest Missouri State University is doing their part with an awesome celebration of “Womynx History Month.”

What better way to celebrate Women’s History month than by trying to erase the history of women?

First of all “Providing Healing, Promoting Hope” is not a theme, it’s a small word salad with grievance dressing. A theme would be like “Under the Sea” or “80’s Retro.” How would you even decorate for providing healing and promoting hope? Band-aids and Obama posters?

Secondly, WTF? What is “womynx” supposed to be? How do you even pronounce it? Whoa-minx? Isn’t that what PETA says to women wear mink stoles?

Also, how is this a celebration of women’s history? During Black History Month we learn about people who were the first African American to do something, meaning they were probably the ten thousandth person to actually do it.

There’s a wellness workshop, which is both stupid and non-historic. There’s a visiting writer’s series, meaning that it’s living authors, not historic ones. There’s a screening of the film “Roma” which I know nothing about but doesn’t seem all that historic. Finally there’s an “Influential Womynx Awards” which sounds historic, but it’s only open to current Northwest Missouri State University staff and students. Nobody has ever heard of this school let alone the sad feminists who attend and teach there.

Of course this has nothing to do with celebrating women’s history. It’s about crying and blaming the patriarchy for everything, which is actually a slap in the face to the true female groundbreakers and trailblazers. It’s a big middle finger to women everywhere because instead of acknowledging accomplishments, it portrays women as victims who are too weak to cope with life and need hugs. I’m not a woman but if I was, I’d be pissed off as hell by this.

Also, If I was a woman I bet The Jaydolf 9000 and LuvAMilitaryParade would hit on me constantly. I’m flattered boys and I know I have a sweet rack, but I’m pretty sure if I was a woman I’d be a full-on lesbian. At this point it should pretty clear that I started my day drinking early, so let’s move on.

So the trend seems to by throwing an “X” into something to make it woke. I suppose we should start calling black people “Blax.” Muslims are now “Jixadis” because the “X” can be kind of an “H” sound. The term for someone from the LGBT community is “homeaux.” And obviously Chinese people would be…well, we already have a term that ends in an “X” sound and it’s not too flattering.