The Fake News Finally Got Something Right

I can’t actually write 500 words on this, but it’s the single greatest thing I’ve ever seen on TV. Finally, the fake news news gets something right. Enjoy:

That’s a local Pittsburgh station doing a story about a an elderly sexual predator but showing a picture of Joe Biden.

“A 71-year-old man is accused of touching a 12-year-old girl at the Walmart,” said the anchor.

So close. Biden is 79-years-old but he does like to touch 12-year-olds inappropriately. I can see how the news would make this mistake.

Then again, maybe the news finally got something right.