Joe Biden Proves Riding A Bike Isn’t ‘Just Like Riding A Bike’

When people use the phrase “just like riding a bike” they are referring to an activity that should be second nature and not forgotten, no matter how long it’s been. That phrase however doesn’t account for dementia. Speaking of which, Joe Biden forgot how to ride a bike and fell off one during his weekly vacation in Delaware. Joe’s mind is so far gone that riding a bike isn’t just like riding a bike.

Here’s what the guy with the nuclear codes was up to (or down to) over the weekend:

Biden tried ride up to some people and stop to talk. Instead, he just fell over. He claimed that his foot got stuck and, as The NY Post reports, there’s a reason:

The bicycle that sent President Biden toppling to the asphalt Saturday appears to be a well-worn, Trek FX 1 Disc, a lightweight hybrid bike meant for rides over varied terrain.

Bicycling magazine took a deep-dive look at Biden’s two-wheeler of choice — “a well-loved one from the looks of it” — in 2020, just after he was declared the winner of the presidential election.

It was tricked out with a host of accessories, including a wireless computer, a coiled cable lock, a bottle cage, a bento box, and a rear-view mirror attached to the handlebars.

The report took special note of one add-on: the pedals’ toe cages, which Biden, 79, blamed for causing his fall.

Toe cages or toe clips are for professional riders in competitions. There is no reason why a 79-year-old dementia patient would need toe cages on a bike he rides for 20 minutes every couple of months. Still, this excuse that Biden’s feet got caught in the toe cages doesn’t account for the fact that Joe didn’t remember he had them. Both his memory and his situational awareness failed.

As if falling off a stationary bike wasn’t embarrassing enough, later in the day Joe tried to demonstrate that he was just fine. This video shows he is anything but fine:

After being asked if he was okay from the bike fall, Biden hopped up and down a few times like a demented bunny rabbit.

Remember when Donald Trump walked gingerly down a slick ramp and the liberal media said it proves he has massive health issues? Here’s CNN’s Chris Cillizza with a reminder:

Why the Donald Trump-West Point ramp story actually matters

President Donald Trump’s slow and halting descent down a ramp following his commencement speech at West Point lit up the internet over the weekend, with many speculating about whether he was in ill health.

Here’s the thing: It is a story. For a lot of reasons.

1) Trump is 74: The President turned 74 on Sunday. He is the oldest person ever elected to a first term in the White House.

2) Trump’s medical past is a total mystery: As I’ve written recently, we know less about Trump’s medical history than any previous modern-day president.

3) Trump makes his opponents’ health a major issue: On Monday morning, Trump sent a tweet attacking former Vice President Joe Biden, who is 77 years old, as “weak & shot.” That’s part of a deliberate strategy on behalf of the President who has repeatedly suggested that Biden is losing or has lost his mental capacity.

So yes, of course, the President’s tentative and slow walk down a ramp is a story.

Joe Biden is 79, refuses to take a cognitive test, and has fallen several times since stealing the White House. Chris Cillizza however doesn’t think Joe falling off his bike matters and in fact:

In an effort to normalize Joe Biden’s abnormality, this liberal media hack is trying to make it seem like everybody falls off their bikes all the time.

When Biden slurs his speech, makes up words, lies, and forgets what the hell he’s talking about, the liberal media writes it off as “he overcame a stutter as a child.” When Biden stumbles or falls, they blame it on the wind or a right-wing toe cage conspiracy. At this point, Biden could show up pantsless to a press briefing with a handful of dog shit and they’d say it was common behavior for someone of his generation.