Last October, slow-witted California Rep. Eric Swalwell released a recording of a death threat against him that was almost certainly fake. He’s back again with another one that is 100% fake. Like all democrats, Swalwell is getting worse at being full of shit.
Swalwell’s Twitter timeline is full of things that never happened. He usually tells a tall tale about how his 2-year-old asked him why they can’t pass comprehensive gun safety legislation or how some person in a MAGA hat approached him and thanked him for impeaching Donald Trump.
In fact, just yesterday, he told of a thing that never was:
Today I gave a tour in the Capitol and was stopped by a father with his young boy. The father yelled at me “Hey Swalwell” and then told his son, “that’s Swalwell. He’s trouble. He doesn’t back Trump.” I kept walking and felt sad for the boy. He’s being raised in a cult family.
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) June 22, 2022
As a general rule, when something seems like bullshit, that’s because it’s bullshit. Marjorie Taylor Greene certainly wasn’t buying it:
No way that happened.
Because we all know good Trump supporting fathers would say, “that’s the Democrat who had sex with a Chinese spy.” https://t.co/6deaeG3tIB
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) June 22, 2022
Swalwell, a man with no talent for storytelling, shot back with this work of fiction:
Have a LISTEN 🔊
Marjorie loves to play the victim. But she’s an inciter of violence. Her constant attacks — even after the FBI said I was never suspected of wrongdoing — lead to threatening calls like this. This caller from today threatened to kill my three children. https://t.co/MlR1ogAxN3 pic.twitter.com/xVWosh1Uco
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) June 23, 2022
“Hey you little cocksucka. You still banging the Chinese spy, Fang Fang? And stinking up the f*cking Capitol with your farts? You little cocksucka. We’re coming to your house this weekend and gonna get you and them little mutant bastards. Them little mutant offspring of yours. We’re gonna get ya,” said the bad voice actor.
Please give this a listen because whoever Swalwell hired to do this is awful at doing a Southern accent. Then again, maybe it’s Swalwell himself trying and failing. The way he says “cocksucka” sounds more like he’s doing a Boston accent, with a Southern twist. Also, the accent changes from the beginning to the end, which is not the way anyone talks unless they’re trying to speak like someone else and really suck at it.
Like I said, if it smells like bullshit, it’s bullshit but the easiest way to know this is fake is because none of these “death threats” have resulted in an arrest or even an investigation.
Threatening a member of Congress is a major offense and something the FBI takes very seriously. You see it all the time where the feds arrest someone for threatening Pelosi or McConnell but you don’t ever hear about Swalwell.
Tracing a threatening phone call is literally the easiest piece of investigative work the FBI does. In a matter of seconds they can find out who made the call and where it came from. Swalwell’s first so-called death threat came in October or 2021 and there was no arrest. This one, and who knows how long he’s been sitting on it to throw in MTG’s face, has also not produced any headlines about a grievous threat against Swalwell and his family.
Eric Swalwell accused Marjorie Taylor Greene of “playing the victim” and then he threw this piece of shit out there where he’s playing the victim. That’s projection, hoax, and accidental confession, the three pillars of democratic party bullshitting.
