Maybe Joe Biden is like the kid from “The Sixth Sense” and he can see dead people. For the second time in recent months, the illegitimate president has attempted to shake hands with someone the rest of us can’t see. Another possible explanation is that Joe is like Bruce Willis’ character from “The Sixth Sense” and is braindead. Oops, I should have said “Spoiler Alert.”
Biden was presented the Israel Medal of Honor from president Isaac Herzog. After shaking Herzog’s hand, he turned and shook the Israeli Invisible Man’s hand:
Luckily Herzog had been warned of Biden’s dementia and quickly grabbed the illegitimate American president, steering him toward a seat.
Prior to Biden’s Middle East trip, his handlers said he wouldn’t be shaking hands with anyone because of a phantom COVID-19 outbreak. Many saw this as a bullshit excuse so there wouldn’t be a picture of Biden shaking hands with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS), who Joe has blamed for murdering journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
That “no hand shake” policy lasted about 20 minutes into the Israel leg of Biden’s trip, as he was shaking hands and bro-hugging Israeli officials. Now he’s shook the hand of the Israeli Invisible Man and that will create quite the controversy if he refuses to shake MBS’s hand in Saudi Arabia.
They’ll say, “You shook hands with the Invisible Man but you won’t shakes hands with the Crown Prince?” It’ll be a huge insult and a diplomatic disaster.
It should also be a concern here at home because this isn’t the first time Biden has shook hands with someone who wasn’t there. Back in April, in North Carolina, Joe also shook hands with the Invisible Man:
Following the North Carolina shake, his handlers tried to say he was merely pointing at people, because it’s totally believable that Joe, or anyone, points at people with a flat open palm. That same excuse will be harder to sell with the Israel hand shake because there was literally nobody in the direction Biden was “four-finger pointing.”
Maybe they could say that it is tradition in Israel to shake hands with the dead as a way of honoring one’s ancestors. It’s a complete load but nobody is going to fact-check it.
I think at this point, Biden’s handlers are done trying to excuse his dementia. They’ve done a pretty good job of getting everyone to ignore the shocking displays of his cognitive decline. The American press won’t mention it and the Israelis seem like they’re polite enough to not bring it up.
In Saudi Arabia however, it could be a different story. Biden, prior to this trip, has slammed the oil-producing nation and they might not be as cordial as the Israelis. Also, the Saudis aren’t looking for handouts and, in fact, it is Biden who will be begging them for something. Maybe they’ll tell him he can have all of the oil he wants from Saudi’s “Invisible Oil Wells.”
