We already told how karma is a bitch today and it turns out karma is also a real mother*cker. A loser in Texas shot a woman but accidentally killed himself when the bullet he fired exited the victim and took his sorry ass out. It’s not only a good guy with a gun who can take out a bad guy with a gun, sometimes they do it themselves.
Fox News reports that Dallas police officers responded to a possible shooting call at an apartment complex on Saturday morning. When they arrived, officers noticed a large amount of blood as well as a trail of blood leading away from the apartment, but no bodies.
As they pondered what happened, they got another call that there were 2 gunshot victims in car near a hospital. Police found a man and a woman in the car, both bloodied and apparently shot. The man was identified as 26-year-old Byron Redmon, while police haven’t revealed the name of the woman.
The report also doesn’t say if the woman was alive or not, but Redmon was taken inside the hospital where he died. Police investigators say that Redmon had shot the woman in the neck and the bullet exited her and entered his leg.
I’m actually trying to figure out the logistics of Redmon shooting the woman in the neck and having the bullet come out and strike him in the leg. Were they playing Twister with a loaded gun?
Actually, the only thing that makes sense is that her head was in his lap and he fired down through her and into his own leg. Clearly this guy has never heard of the gun safety rule of knowing what is beyond your target.
Given the limited amount of information in this case, I’ve put together a likely scenario:
Redmon was in a seated position and the woman was performing oral sex on him. Meanwhile, he was playing gangtsa badass with a gun, possibly filming it on his phone. As is often the case when idiots play with guns, he pulled the trigger and shot the woman through the neck. The bullet went through her and in a one-in-a-million shot, severed an artery.
Both Redmon and the woman initially survived the shooting and were able to drive themselves to the hospital but by the time they arrived, they had lost so much blood they couldn’t get themselves inside. Redmond died, but I’m hoping they were able to save the woman.
I think this scenario makes sense because if Redmon was actually trying to kill the woman, he wouldn’t have brought her to the hospital, he would have finished her and ended up with another couple of slugs in his ass.
I realize that my headline calls this a botched murder attempt, but I can’t think of another of putting what happened. Maybe: “Man f*cks himself while getting his dick sucked” but I’d totally get flagged for that.
The important thing here is that natural selection just cleaned up the human gene pool a little bit and that’s something we can all be thankful for.
