Kamala Harris Is So Phony She Lies About Eating Grapes

The White House has done a really good job of hiding Kamala Harris this summer. I checked and Def-Con News hasn’t written about her since the end of July. Unfortunately for Team Biden, Kamaltoe came out of hiding for Labor Day and told a pointless lie about eating grapes. I suspect the White House will put her back on ice until after the midterms.

We know that Joe Biden loves to lie about his involvement with the civil rights movement but Kamala Harris is just as bad. Check out this bullshit interview the illegitimate vice president did with The Nation:

Growing up in California in the late 1960s and early ’70s, with a mother who was “very deeply rooted” in the movements for economic, social, and racial justice, the vice president was inspired by Cesar Chavez, Delores Huerta, and the United Farm Workers, which used grape boycotts to force growers to negotiate.

“The farmworkers movement was very much a part of my childhood. This sounds quaint, and so I’m reluctant to say it, but, you know, I didn’t eat a grape until I was in my 20s. Like, literally, had never had a grape. I remember the first time I had a grape, I went, ‘Wow! This is quite tasty.’ It was absolutely ingrained so deeply in me: Never cross a picket line,” said Harris.

Wow, such bravery. Too bad it’s a lie.

And how do we know it’s a lie? Simple:

The United Farm Workers had 3 grape boycotts, the first beginning in 1964 and ending in 1970. Kamala Harris was born in 1964 and was 5 when the first boycott ended.

The second UFW grape boycott went from 1973-1978 when Harris was ages 9 through 14.

The last UFW grape boycott started in June of 1984, 4 months before Harris turned 20 and lasted until 2000 when she was 36-years-old. There was not a single day during Kamala’s 20s when there wasn’t a grape boycott.

Either she “crossed a picket line” to eat grapes in her 20s or she’s a lying sack of crap. I guess both can be true.

The question is why would she tell such a stupid and easily fact-checked lie? She could have just as easily said her family respected the UFW boycotts and so she didn’t eat grapes for much of her youth and nobody would have been the wiser.

The answer to that question is that she’s a phony and the entire grape thing is a complete work of fiction. She never honored a grape boycott or gave a shit about the United Farm Workers until she hit the national stage and wanted to make it seem like she’s a working class hero.

This is just the latest in Kamalatoe’s attempts to reinvent herself as someone other than a cackling nitwit opportunist. Remember when she said she used to smoke pot while listening to Tupac Shakur and The Notorious B.I.G years before they ever released music? Or how about that time she stole a story from MLK to make it seem like she was a civil rights activist as a child?

Joe Biden only picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate because she’s black(ish) and has a vagina but the fact that she’s as full of shit as him didn’t hurt.