Move over badakathcare, trueandanashdasuffaprzur, and fingalize Joe Biden’s got a new nonsense word. In a speech where Joe announced “Everyone is entitled to be an idiot” he coined the new phrase “rededudenedefet” to prove it. Or maybe he just had an aneurism. Either way, there’s a new word in the Biden dictionary.
Yesterday in Milwaukee, Biden continued his assault on half the country by calling Republicans a threat to democracy. He also tried to tout his many “successes” since stealing the White House but things didn’t work out as planned:
“Do you know how much rededudenedefet this year?” Biden asked.
I don’t even know what the f*ck that means so I don’t feel like that is a fair question.
I actually think Biden was trying to say how much “we reduced the deficit this year.” Just moments before he came a little closer.
“While we’re doin’ this waxually reduce the federal def-sss. You know they talk about responsible thi,” said Biden.
At this point you must be thinking: Gee, Brian this is hilarious but how are going to get 500 words out of it?
I have no idea. I haven’t started my day-drinking yet, but I’ll give it shot.
While it’s possible Biden was trying to talk about reducing the deficit, which is a lie BTW, he is Dementia Joe so it could be anything. Perhaps “rededudenedefet” is what he actually meant to say.
As luck would have it, I found this obscure word in the dictionary:
rededudenedefet /rehdeedoodenehdeefeht/
verb
1. the act of letting others rub one’s hairy legs in the pool.
“as a lifeguard, Joe would often rededudenedefet the little kids”
2. unwanted sniffing of hair.
“because of the rededudenedefet, working for Joe is horrifying”
noun
1. a discarded laptop belonging to a crack addict.
“Many dic pics were recovered from Hunter’s rededudenedefet”
2. payment for political favors.
“the rededudenedefet from Ukraine was quite lucrative for Joe and Hunter”
I also found this in the encyclopedia:
Rededudenedefet is a mythical creature feared by the Robinette tribe of indigenous people of the central Delaware Valley. Also known as “Corn Pop” or “Maize Pop” as they called it, he was a bad dude who threaten the Great White Buffalo with dull razors and chains. The myth goes that a young brave named Fiddles with Children stood up to Maize Pop and saved the sacred swimming hole.
Unfortunately, the context in which Joe used “rededudenedefet” doesn’t match any of these definitions. I’m going to say that he either had a mild stroke or his cerebral cortex deflated a bit.
Remember when Donald Trump tweeted out “Covfefe” and liberals freaked out that there was something wrong with him? That was obviously a typo that Trump accidentally sent but Joe Biden is butching the English language live and in person on an almost daily basis. Where’s the freakout that there’s something wrong with Joe?
‘Cause there’s something wrong with Joe.
And with this sentence, I have 500 words exactly. Well, actually I need this sentence as well for 500 words.
