Joe Biden was at an auto show in Michigan today but he apparently thought he was at a porn convention. The illegitimate president told auto workers that they do it with everybody, they do it the best, and it when they do it, it lasts the longest. This is not normal.
And neither is this:
President Biden enters Detroit Auto Show holding hands with Michigan Gov. @gretchenwhitmer pic.twitter.com/cJNu1KMqme
— Bo Erickson CBS (@BoKnowsNews) September 14, 2022
Once he was done feeling up Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, he thanked her “for the in-ver-tation.”
“We’re lucky to have the most skilled auto workers in the world and that’s not hyperbole,” said Biden.
After insulting most of the country by saying, “Americans don’t understand” Biden laid out why he thinks these auto workers are the best in the world:
“It’s cheaper long term to hire you because you do it the best, it lasts the longest, and in fact you do it with everybody,” said Biden.
WTF?
Is he talking about union auto workers or non-union sex workers? I say it fits the second group better.
Actually, if you substitute Biden’s son for auto workers, it makes sense out of this otherwise nonsensical statement:
“It’s cheaper long term to hire Hunter Biden because he does it the best, it lasts the longest, and in fact he does it with everybody.”
Now that makes sense. Too bad that’s not what he was talking about.
I’d also like to point out that when Biden delivered this line he appeared to be talking to a Jeep. And when I say “he appeared to be talking to a Jeep,” he was talking to a Jeep.
Biden added, “And by the way, we don’t tell people that. People don’t know that. Nay-poce I come from they know it but they don’t know that.”
Maybe touting the sexual prowess of the American auto worker is something you shouldn’t tell people. Also, how would Biden know? As a career politician who has been in Washington since the Nixon administration, Joe Biden has been on the giving end of f*cking the American people, not the receiving end.
Then there was this curious claim:
“By the way, Davis Macon, wage and nothing less,” said Biden.
Who is Davis Macon? Even If I knew the answer to that, the sentence is still nonsense.
Biden was in rare form in Michigan and even did a couple of impressions. First, here’s him doing Michigan Rep. Debbie Dingle:
That was pretty good but check him out impersonating Republicans:
It seems like he was trying to do a John Wayne impression but couldn’t quite nail it. I’d tell him not to quit his day job but I don’t believe he has one.
After a speech in which Joe Biden claimed all of his reckless spending is leading America in the right direction, Joe Biden got confused and walked away from the podium in the wrong direction. I honesty can’t think of a better metaphor for what a disaster his illegitimate presidency has been.
