Joe Biden is about as intimidating as Steve Urkel, especially now that he old and demented, but that doesn’t stop him from putting on the tough guy routine. If you question his fitness, he will challenge to a push-up contest and if you disagree with him he will threaten to take you behind the gym. Today in Florida, the illegitimate president was trying to seem tough by saying “Nobody f*cks with a Biden” which may be true as long as Alzheimers isn’t a somebody.
Biden visited Southwest Florida on Wednesday to tour the damage from Hurricane Ian. When he was in Puerto Rico a couple of days ago, he tried to pander the crowd by claiming he grew up in the Puerto Rican community. In Florida, his pander ploy was to claim to be a victim of natural disasters.
“I know from experience, how much anxiety and fear and concern are ah the people. We didn’t lose our home, but lightning struck and we lost an awful lot of it about 15 years ago,” said Biden.
Hang on, there’s more:
“But we know the feeling, that feeling about, ‘Where am I going to put my head down on a pillow tonight? How’s that gonna work? Is my kid gonna be okay? Is he be able to go back to school? Am I gonna be able to build my home?’” Biden said.
For the record, the fire at Biden’s house was small and located entirely within the kitchen. Firefighters put it out in 20 minutes. At the time, Biden’s sons were in their mid-30s and no longer in school. What a lying sack of crap.
Speaking of fires, what the f*ck is this:
“Unfortunately I been to a lot of disaster areas in the last couple months, the last six months you know more a thor fires burned in the West and the Southwest, burned everything right to the ground then the entire state of New Jersey,” said Biden.
I do understand that Biden was trying to say the the amount of wilderness consumed by the wildfires out West was equal to the size of New Jersey, but what he actually said was that New Jersey is out West and burned entirely down. Cory Booker will be devastated.
The big moment however came after the speech when Biden was talking with Fort Meyers Mayor Ray Murphy:
Murphy thanked Biden for coming down and then it got weird.
“You were raised the same way I was,” Biden said to the mayor.
“I was, I was,” Murphy agreed.
“No one f*cks with a Biden,” said Biden.
“Goddamn right,” said Murphy.
“And you can’t argue with your brothers outside the house,” Biden added.
“That’s exactly right,” Murphy said.
OMG! Does he suck his wife’s finger with that mouth?
Nobody f*cks with a Biden? I don’t know about that. Joe went to Saudi Arabia to beg for oil and OPEC just announced they are slashing oil production.
Or, let’s see what happened when Republicans regain control of the House and have oversight and subpoena powers. I’m sure there will be plenty of f*cking with Biden, both Joe and his crackhead son Hunter.
