Joe Biden can’t speak in his native Eastern Pennsylvanian/Delawarean accent so he thought he’d give a Southern drawl a try. As it turns out, it’s not the accent that makes him sound like a retarded caveman from a far off galaxy, it’s the dementia. At least he tried to save face by lying that his son Beau died Iraq again, so it wasn’t a total disaster. Actually, it was.
Biden was in Florida to…I’m not quite sure why he was there. Possibly to campaign for that guy who is about to get his ass kicked by Ron DeSantis, I don’t know.
In any case, Biden kicked things off by saying the last time he was in Florida was to see the damage from Hurricane Ian but he pronounced it “eye-ann” which means that in 80 years on this planet, he’s never met anyone named Ian, heard of a person named Ian, of even remembers Hurricane Ian from last month.
Biden continued his lie that Republicans are going to cut Social Security and vaguely referenced Florida “Senators” Rick Scott when he unleashed his inner-Foghorn Leghorn:
“A Senator from Florida going after Medicare and Social Security? I tell you what I done know where’s they say in Southern, ‘doesn’t know where y’all been. Got damn, boy,'” said Biden.
I’m not sure why, but I find this to be one of the more puzzling statements from Joe Biden, which says a lot because he makes so little sense.
Where is “Southern” and who are the people use this phrase? Also, what does it actually mean? “Doesn’t know where y’all been. Got damn, boy?” I’ve never heard anyone in the South say that.
Biden usually tries to pander a crowd by lying to seem relatable. When he talks to black people, he says he grew up in the black community, went to a black church, and was arrested marching for civil rights. When he was touring Hurricane damage in Puerto Rico, he claimed he grew up in the Puerto Rican community. When he talks to Jewish people, he gives them shit and says he goes to synagogue more than they do.
I’m assuming this Southern “accent” was an attempt to seem relatable to the crowd but it missed by a mile. He’s in Florida, he should have said, “I once tried to rob a liquor store naked, with a live baby alligator” or “I was arrested for assaulting my wife with a Dominoes pizza after I caught her in bed with brother.”
Either way it’s a lie, but he should know his audience and read the room.
Speaking of lies, Joe once again made a false claim out his pencil-pusher son Beau:
“They talk about inflation, you know we’re dealing with a coal for sek-ent. Inflation is a worldwide problem right now because of a war in Iraq and the impact on oil and with Russia’s doing, I mean excuse me, the war in Ukraine. I’m thinking about Iraq because that’s where my son died,” Biden said.
On top of all the lies he squeezed into that barely comprehensible run-on sentence, Biden is thinking about thing that never happened. His son Beau died in a hospital in the United States from things unrelated to his brief military service in Iraq.
All of this adds up to a guy who has no business being in the White House. In related news, Biden will head to Pennsylvania this weekend to campaign with equally braindead John Fetterman. If the stars align, both of these mentally-challenged individuals with deliver impassioned speeches.
