Remember that time Joe Biden’s handlers jacked him up on coke so he could get through a short speech? Well, they probably should have done that today as he met with labor leaders. The illegitimate president was out of breath, smacked his dentures a bunch, and couldn’t quite figure out how to pronounce any word in the English language.
The fake president held a virtual meeting in the fake White House that was as pointless as everything he does. He only spoke for about 7 minutes and it was mostly mundane talking points he’s puked up a hundred times before.
As boring as it must have been for whoever those labor leaders were, it was pretty interesting for those who worry he’s not fit for the job:
Joe entered from behind a flag and he was breathing hard. He must have climbed a couple of steps to get to the set and it was simply too much for the soon-to-be 80-year-old. Biden eventually caught his breath and proceeded to lose his mind.
“I just got back from an over-seave trip,” said Biden.
He then smacked his dentures several times as he recounted his over-seave trip.
“(SMACK)We also met with the Indo-Pacific allies, including a trilateral meeting with Japan and a Republican Korea (SMACK) and with president She in Bali (SMACK),” Biden said.
I know Biden meet Chinese president Xi Jinping in Bali so I have no idea who the pronoun president is. Also, I didn’t realize Korea flipped red but that Republican Korea don’t lie.
“You know, I’ve called together a group of lavor leaders,” said Biden.
I had know idea. I wrote that he was meeting with labor leaders. I should go back and fix that just as soon as I figure out what a “lavor leader” is.
“Ann Warren war and I oh they the then creating the jobs of the view-ture and in building the world-class workplace, ready to compete to fill those jobs,” Biden said.
I don’t have a comment on most of that sentence because I don’t understand it, but I would like to know how a “workplace” fills jobs of the view-ture.
“We’ve added jobs every single month my press-en-see,” claimed Biden.
Sorry, that’s impossible to fact-check. let’s move on.
Biden then told a story about Bob who has diabetes, who will now pay less for insulin thanks to the trillions of dollars Biden spent driving up inflation.
“Now, he won’t have to choose that beginning January fart paying for a trip between, ‘scuse nee, between a trip to see his grandkid or to pay for his insulin,” Biden said.
When they erect a state in Joe Biden’s honor, that quote should be engraved in the base. It sums him up perfectly.
“And every Bob, nh nh for every Bob there’s a person who won’t have to pay to 100 or jermuch as 200 dollars for a shingles vaccine,” Biden added.
And finally:
“Look, if you switch to an electric pump to heat your home, you can get a tax credit covering up to $2000 of the cost,” Biden announced.
I don’t recommend writing $2000 off of your taxes for something that doesn’t exist. That’s a sure way Joe’s gonna seed those 87,000 armed IRS agents after you.
After successfully murdering the English language, Joe sat back with a dopey grin as reporters shouted questions at him. Unfortunately, not one member of the press dared ask, “What the f*ck are you talking about?”
